You don’t have to wear a top on South Beach but if you are not wearing a mask it will cost you half a C Note.

Sonny Crocket’s job has really changed.

Read more at msncom.

$50 FINE FOR BAREFACE IN MIAMI BEACH…
Not wearing a mask can cost you $50 in South Beach under new COVID crackdown https://t.co/WzTjaYRII5 pic.twitter.com/1vFvUu0pF6

— Jim Nasium (@Nattoman) June 30, 2020

Climate change will flood lots of areas over the next 30 years.

Don’t worry. Covid will kill you first.

Read more at vice.com.

New Jersey Governors have been sitting at a racist desk for years but no more. Woodrow Wilson’s desk is too racist.

How did they not notice the N word he scratched in it?

Read more at abc7ny.com.

Texas bar owners staged a “Bar Lives Matter” protest to demand bars reopen despite the fact the state has had a record breakIng spike in coronavirus cases.

Yes because why not co-opt the slogan of a movement for racial injustice for folks who just want to get hammered while they look for regrettable hookups. Dammit if that isn’t worth dying over!

Read more at newsweek.

Just when you think we've hit peak stupidity in 2020, Texas bar owners are staging a "Bar Lives Matter" protest while their state is spiking.

I am shaken, not stirred.

— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) June 30, 2020

You’re gong to deprive the world of reading a book about the inter-workings and drama of the Trump family before November?? Guess we could all just rewatch Succession and assume that about covers it.

Read more at cnn.com.

The United States has bought the world’s supply of remdesvir, a drug used to help people recover from Covid. The rest of the planet is shit outta luck.

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.

Mark McCloskey, the man who was seen outside his mansion in St. Louis brandishing a rifle at BLM protesters, was on Chris Cuomo’s show last night claiming he was the one being terrorized. If you see something, bust out your AR-15. That’s how that goes right?

Read more at mediaite.com.

NASA just released a time lapse video of the sun that was made over the past 10 years. It’s an hour long but skip to the end to see what happens. Spoiler alert, it’s really hot.

Read more at thrillist.com.

Today is Bobby Bonilla Day, the day that the Mets deposit another $1.2 million into his bank account, which will be happening until 2035. Bobby hasn’t played baseball since 2001. Maybe once the Mets get sold the new ownership can get them out of this.

https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Bobby%20Bonilla%22&src=trend_click

Dana White released a hype video for Fight Island in Abu Dhabi, which will have its inaugural fight July 15. The UFC head said that 400,000 man hours and 350 tons of metal were used to build the complex, which will include 3 medical facilities to give the fights a total of 5 tests for COVID before, during, and after the fight. The video does not show where Aunty Entity will be staying in between fights.

Read more tmz.com.

Covid, systemic racism, and another Great Depression looming… and yet somehow this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to anyone. Ever.

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.

Actress Lili Reinhart posted a sideboob pic to social media to bring justice to Breonna Taylor. The post got her a lot of backlash and now she’s apologizing. The only thing left for her to do is post some full frontals.

Read more at toofab.com.

I’ve always tried to use my platform for good. And speak up about things that are important to me.

I also can admit when I make a mistake and I made a mistake with my caption. It was never my intent to insult anyone and I’m truly sorry to those that were offended.

— Lili Reinhart (@lilireinhart) June 29, 2020

I’ve tried very hard to be honest on my IGTV lives that I’m still learning and trying to be better.
But I understand that my caption came off as tone deaf. I truly had good intentions and did not think it through that it could come off as insensitive.

— Lili Reinhart (@lilireinhart) June 29, 2020

Actor Terry Crews is once again facing backlash for tweeting that ‘We must insure that #blacklivesmatter doesn’t become #blacklivesbetter’. Critics say that his statement gives off the idea that Black lives matter more than other people – an idea that BLM leaders have been fighting against. Reps for Crews are denying a report that he’s going to do a celebrity version of Black Jeopardy versus Kanye West and Stacey Dash.

Read more yahoo.com.

A judge ruled that Depp violated a court order by failing to disclose text messages asking his assistant to order drugs. The actor was ordered to hand over all documents as part of libel case against Amber Heard and The Sun newspaper. But Depp failed to submit a series of text messages from 2015 in which he asked his assistant to bring ‘whitey stuff ASAP’ and ‘the e-business’. Depp’s attorneys will argue that the ‘whitey stuff’ in question was research files he was reading in preparation to play Whitey Bolger.

Read more at pagesix.com.

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This is why we need bouncers like Patrick Swayze.

Read more at nypost.com.

WATCH: Saturday night dinner at Saltgrass Steakhouse in Little Rock turned violent after one customer was upset about the lack of social distancing.
Hear from someone who saw it all go down tonight on @KARK4News and @FOX16News
Warning: profanity is used. pic.twitter.com/wsez397453

— Hunter Hoagland (@HunterHoagland) June 29, 2020

Read about the rise and fall of Big Mouth Billy Bass and see if you can’t find yours in the garage.

Read more at melmagazine.com.

New Jersey Karen is really upset about her neighbor’s having proper permitting. Watch as her fellow Karens gather around her, waiting to support or perhaps attack Permit Karen.

The Walking Karen will be premiering next fall on FX.

🚨 Susan in Montclair, NJ spends 30 minutes harassing two black lawyers because she wants to know if they have a permit for their new stone patio.

Then lies and says the husband attacked her. But the rest of the white women on the street congregate to drag her unwashed ass. pic.twitter.com/7SKTFOWll5

— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) July 1, 2020

Read about the rise and fall of Big Mouth Billy Bass and see if you can’t find yours in the garage.

Read more at melmagazine.com.

Well if you really wanted to cancel your gym membership this is as good as excuse as anything.

Also it hurts.

Read more at studyfinds.com.

If your answer is ketchup, please just leave quietly.

Read more at nypost.com.