Taylor Swift is Dating the Guy Who Invented Crocs!?

George Boedecker, one of the founders of Crocs, was found passed out drunk underneath his Porsche. The weirdness comes in when he said that his girlfriend, pop star Taylor Swift, was the one driving. He informed the police that she had run off to Nashville and that she was batshit crazy. To further get the cops on his side, he told them they could fuck themselves in the ass. Only question is, what does Taylor Swift have to say about this? Who doesn’t want a piece of that Croc money? She’s supposed to be dating a Kennedy.

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