The Man Aisle

Hey, dudes! Too fucking stupid to walk down more than one aisle in a grocery store!? Well, a supermarket in Manhattan has dedicated an aisle as “the Man Aisle”, so men won’t get lost trying to find the only things they can sustain themselves on, like light beer and Doritos.

The store started this experiment after reading an ESPN study that men are doing more of the shopping for the family. So, guys, remember that your entire family can live off of Coors Light and hot sauce since you’re so immensely retarded and single minded you can’t be bothered to go anywhere but the man aisle. We can only hope this comes to super markets nation wide.

Read more at nypost.com.