Rosie O’Donnell’s Poem About Meeting Ivanka

ROSIE O'DONNELL

Everyone knows that Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell have been feuding for years. Most recently The Donald name checked her during the debates. Rosie had enough and asked for a “sit down” with Don’s daughter and the pair met over some Nobu sushi to talk things out. Leading up to the main event, and after, Ro sat down to put pen to paper and recorded her experience and thoughts in prose. She posted the poem on her blog on Thursday.

She wrote that she has been depressed, hasn’t even left her bed since the debate. She can’t walk, shower, care about anything. She said spotted Ivanka across the room, and without realizing who it was, called her “the most beautiful woman” she has ever seen. “i was captivated by her beauty, it blinded me so i didn’t realize it was even her til dana walked back to the table,” she wrote.

Rosie said she explained herself to Ivanka, and left, with the entire encounter lasting only four minutes.

“dear god
i prayed
guide me
out of here

we stood to move to another table
but i knew i could not stay
my heart i worried
would break again

it did 4 years ago
i won’t survive another one
change ur life
is the prescription”

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