10 Signs You’ve Overdone Cinco De Mayo

It’s May 5th. You drank tequila. You had beer. You chipped, and you dipped with a reckless abandon. It all went well for a little while. And then you hit the wall. Not Trumps wall. The other one.

Here are 10 Signs you’ve overdone Cinco de Mayo…

…had yourself deported

…’si’ means ‘no’

…instead of shoes…burritos

…sweating Toquilla

…spent the night digging a tunnel

…gave yourself a ‘Dirty Sanchez’

…had you beans refried

…statically placed 2 lime slices behind your ears

…got awesome tattoos of Miguel Miramon, Tomas Mejia Camacho and of course Cerro de las Campanas!

…woke up with a ring of salt on your ass

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