Girl Who Called 911 For Bono Takes a Dump on New York

The chick who called 911 for Bono when he got hurt in Central Park was at Madison Square Garden last night. She said on mic, “I’m not from New York, I’m from Virginia, where people are nice.” When booed she added Bono would not be here tonight if it weren’t for her.

Honey he broke his arm he wasn’t shot. It’s not like you returned his cell phone.

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