Meme’d From the Headlines: Have Seals, Need Help

[tps_header]Rejected ideas from town council on scaring off sea-lions from harbor……[/tps_header]

This week the Huffington Post reported about an Oregon town that is trying to solve their sea lion problem with a giant fake Orca. Apparently sea lions have moved in, in droves, and taken over their harbor marking it tough for boat owners to stretch out their shit. Wow imagine how shitty it must be when another species comes in and starts taking up space…aaaaanywhooo, before they came up with the brilliant plastic orca campaign, here are some other ideas that were tossed around, and rejected, we think.