Pissing in Someone’s Cheerios Not Illegal in Minnesota…Yet
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A Minnesota man who went on a spree of spreading his semen around the office could not be charged with a crime last November. Even though he had admitted to ejaculating onto a woman’s desk and personal effects, and jacking into her coffee twice, it turned out he hadn’t broken any specific laws, so chargers were dismissed.
But a new bill is headed to the House floor that will make it a misdemeanor to “place bodily fluids in a substance intended for human consumption.” Of course nobody has ever thought that ‘office coffee’ was fit for human consumption, so you can expect that even under the new law, he’ll still get off.
Read more at twincities.com (via fark.com)
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