Wall Street Inside Trader Comes Up With Best Excuse Ever For Doing Coke
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Michael Lucarelli is a former Wall Street exec who’s going away for two and a half years after being convicted of insider trading. During his statement to the judge, he blamed his drug use on some of his actions. And he explained his cocaine usage on the fact that he couldn’t drink coffee.
“I didn’t take the drugs to get high, I did it because I can’t drink coffee — that’s a painful trip to the bathroom”.
Once he gets out of the klink he can start his own franchise called Dunkin’ Rails for all those people out there who can’t deal with coffee. He’ll be a Wall Street hero!
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