Bloomberg Says “No Parade for You”

Diminutive Mike Bloomberg the tiny Mayor of New York City said there will be no parade for Iraq veterans because there are still troops all over the world in harm’s way. I’m sure sure he is still embarrassed about the celebrations after the defeat of Germany when we still had yet to nuke Japan. Mayor Bloomberg also said that he is excited about his lead role in Ricky Gervais’s new comedy Life’s too Short on HBO. He said the new series will make Gervais’s series Extras look like two gays banging under a butterfly net.

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