Pete Holmes as the Lawyer Who Spruces Up Your Jail Experience
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Pete Holmes is the lawyer you always wanted. Lets face it, nobody is actually going to get you out of jail. You’re fucked! But if your lawyer can make you feel like you’re on vacation, instead of in a shitty cell, BOOM! life is good again. See, all you really needed was a friendly cow. This is much cheaper than a costly lengthy trial. Now change your attitude mister-crime-pants!
