Babies Are As Bad as Drunks. Watch Them Falling Asleep While Eating.
At least drunks have an excuse when they fall asleep at Denny’s. They are drunk. They’ve been on a 12 hour bender and even though they are hungry, they’ve consumed too much alcohol to stay awake. Understandable. But a baby, no excuse. You’ve only got to do one thing before you sleep and that’s eat. Yet some of them can’t even keep that together. Bad as a Drunk
Isn’t it bad enough enough you come to the dinner table without a shirt on but then you end up face down in a place of pasta? Great role model for your little brother.
Oh a baby falling asleep while eating hotdogs. That’s not too dangerous. Maybe a good idea would be to push away from that table and take a lap. You are a mess.
Oh look at yourself. Did you comb your hair with a cork stalk? Stop being a reincarnated Amy Winehouse and clean yourself up.
Really? You find this funny? Will it be funny when you find yourself jobless and destitute because you can’t keep up with the alert kids? You should be on ritalin at your age. Not giggling through a lunch-nap.
Really!? Both of you!? No one wanted to be designated driver? Disgraceful. Truly disgraceful.
Come on. It’s a family restaurant in the middle of the day. Maintain. Get your act togeather.
OK pal, think it’s fine to fall to sleep and ignore the lunch your mom slaved over? Well we’ve trained a dog to wake you up. Stop your sobbing and eat.
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