8K to Train Your Daughter to Get Into a Sorority

Nothing is too good for our children today. Parents will spare no expense attempting to give their child any sort of advantage they can. And now that’s spilled into the arena of rushing sorority’s. The New York Times profiled image coaches who say they’ll help get your daughter into the right sorority. Some charge $125 an hour, others offer three day intensive packages for eight grand.

Apparently the young ladies of this generation need to get into those networking factories called sorority’s so badly that this cottage industry has sprung up. Mothers relate “horror” stories of having to field phone calls of their crying daughters informing them they didn’t make the cut during rush week. God knows if you don’t make it into the cool kids club, your road to the future will be lined with disappointment and loneliness instead of blacking out and waking up next to some dudebro on the lacrosse team.

Read more at nytimes.com.