WTF!? Robert Pattinson Announces ‘The Band’ Biopic!?
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Androgynous vampireboy Robert Pattinson wants to bring his limited skills to a bio pic about The Band. Velvet Roper thinks he wants to play Rick Danko but would Pattinson be happy playing anyone but the beautiful Robbie Robertson? Of course we’d love to see a film about The Band but with Robert Pattinson as a lead? It’s like finding out you won a trip to Hawaii but the jet was being flown by a drunk monkey.
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