Tracy Morgan Catches Up After Being in a Coma
Tracy Morgan is Back! He’s as nutty as he ever was, and maybe even funnier. Monday night he made his triumphant return to the Tonight Show, and crushed. Of course you remember that Tracy Morgan was in a coma after his terrible car crash 18 months ago. So he’s missed a few things and he’s just trying to get caught up.
Like when he congratulated Fallon for his ratings success over Letterman only to find out, oh shit, Letterman isn’t around any more. “I like that dude! I’m going back in the Coma! I’m going back Jimmy! I’m gonna go back!” When he heard Donald Trump is leading in the polls, he said “I’m going back.”
He also wanted to get a few things off his chest since he came out of the coma about what’s going on in movies. He caught up on Star Wars and found out there’s only one black guy in the whole galaxy, and that’s just upsetting. But if you’re looking for a backstory for a new spin off Disney, pay attention here. That’s Lando Calrisean’s nephew, he said, and he left a good union job as a storm trooper, so Tracy tried to get him an application to do sanitation. Also Chewbacca is in bad shape, behind in child support payments and doing time in rehab. Tracy also said Balboa lost that second fight, and by the way Sonny would still be alive if he had EZ Pass.
And if you want to find out about Tracy Morgan’s secret love affair with Barbra Streisand…
Wait, how long was this coma?
