Just imagine. Four Conquerors, all on one ship. But oh shit, the ship is sinking. Genghis Kahn, Alexander the Great, Attila the Hun and Napoleon are about to go down with the ship. There’s a lifeboat, but there’s only room for three of them. Which world conqueror doesn’t get a seat?
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Attila has to be in, he's the baddest dude of the four. One on one he crushes the other three. He was on the front lines, kinda like a Mongolian Brad Pitt from the movie Troy.
Kick the lumbering jackass off. Oh and btw, nebraska came back to win that game against penn state... GET IT RIGHT
It's gotta be Attila, he's a punk kid on your lawn compared to the other three. Iskandar is of course the safest. I can't imagine what it must have been like to blaze the trails into unknown territory like he did.
Does the listening audience know enough about history to even comment intelligently on this (or anything for that matter)?
Well if you take into consideration the Punk Frogs for TMNT Alexander would have to go as he was the only one who did not get to be mutant frog.
Napoleon wasn't actually short, he was 5'7 which was above average at the time. One of the major reasons for the rumor was because he was in the artillery division which was generally reserved for only the largest men who could cart around cannons and such but because he was an excellent officer and strategist he was put in the artillery division.
Alexander, because he ain't so great! Fuck him, don't put great in your name, asking for fucking trouble. See ya!
Richard Nixon; left the planet, conquered the moon. No one else has ever even attempted to bring a moon rock back to earth.
@AnthonyLoman he put them in Chekov's brain. It was Spock who fucked with McCoy's brain, the green bloodec bastard.
@Baldguy74 He's not a Frog, he's Corsican.
@drewodrew Were they the original Pakis?
@drewodrew I still prefer the English' use of Jap's Eye.
@TemporalGrid She has a tremendous rack. I wish Artie Bucco would have ripped her shirt off and banged her in Nuovo Vesuvio.
@Docintoxicated Well duh...everybody knows this.
@OllieInChicago knees weren't worth a piss later on in his career
Magic Johnson did
@bmqq316 If you're talking about Gerard Depardieu, I'll find you, 'bmqq316'. If that's your real name....
@OllieInChicago Well...the 3 is silent.