On a YouTube podcast, Jones was asked about Sandy Hook, and totally lost it, ranting, “Yes. I killed the children. No, I mean, I went in that school. I pulled a gun out. I shot every one of them myself. I mean, I’m guilty,” And that was just the beginning of a long crazy diatribe.

Even Robert Durst would think Jones sounds stupid.

Read more at Mediaite

“I killed the children.” Alex Jones completely implodes during interview, then walks off the set. And I guarantee you 100% it’s all an act. pic.twitter.com/U4VA89Mbm0

— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) September 6, 2022

In Ukraine, an escaped chimpanzee was found, and was persuaded to return to the zoo in style- on a bicycle and wearing a raincoat.

Monkey hate rain.

Read more at The Guardian

😂 Meanwhile, in Ukraine, a chimpanzee escaped from a zoo.

Walked around while zoo employees tried to convince it to return.

Then when it started to rain, chimp ran to a zoo employee for a jacket and agreed to return to the zoo.@HannaLiubakovapic.twitter.com/TJtONNccr2

— PiQ  (@PriapusIQ) September 6, 2022

Video shows a dude sneaking backstage, stealing magician pants and then jacking off.

The punch line…..ta daaaa!!!!

Read more at TMZ

Those who tried to leave after Burning Man ended were treated to one more endurance test- an insane traffic jam. The only thing worse than being stuck in a 12 hour bumper to bumper traffic jam, is realizing you just went to Burning Man.

It’s a loooong way back to Silicon Valley.

Read more at NY Post

Tho people love to compare the #Burningman aesthetic to Mad Max…the Exodus from camp is the most Mad Max I’ve felt all week…5 hours in, two more till I reach the exit gate. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ @bmantraffic @burningman pic.twitter.com/ihOczA91Z0

— CJ (@cjyu) September 5, 2022

Rumor is Steve Bannon will be turning himself in to prosecutors in New York on Thursday. It’s unclear exactly what charges this relates to but the leading theory is that this connects to a fundraising campaign for the border wall.

They better make sure it isn’t a body double.

Read more at ABC News.

Some of the documents found in Mar-A-Lago included details on an unnamed countries’ defenses and their nuclear capabilities.

Also a phone number for McDonalds.

Read more at the Washington Post.

FBI seized material at Mar-a-Lago on a foreign nation’s military defenses, including its nuclear capabilities, people familiar say https://t.co/KTzh4ywflU

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) September 6, 2022

Gilberto Celestino has had a lot of strikeouts this season, but this weekend, he had a really lucky miss. His really poorly timed practice swing nearly crushed in a teammate’s skull.

Thank god he can’t hit.

Read more at Mediaite.

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2022 Minnesota Twins

pic.twitter.com/Dz1VAatG9d

— Nate Wek (@Nate_WekSDPB) September 4, 2022

During a press conference, a reporter gave Brian Kelly some shit. Next week he’ll be telling that guy the jerk store ran out of you.

Watch on Twitter.

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— Rekab oottaT (@Oottat1bQ) September 6, 2022

No it’s not a new Kids in the Hall merch line. Jerry Seinfeld was trending on the internet modeling a LOT of trendy clothes from the menswear brand, KITH.

This looks like daddy’s having a breakdown.

Jerry Seinfeld for @KITH. pic.twitter.com/TWKU74KLnJ

— Complex Pop Culture (@ComplexPop) September 6, 2022

why Jerry Seinfeld look like a web3 startup founder who pays Forbes for features then puts “as seen in Forbes” on the company website pic.twitter.com/vTv1gErrwx

— litquidity (@litcapital) September 6, 2022

why jerry seinfeld look like he about to pull up to the turnstile show with septum piercing gf pic.twitter.com/qpTZCVLBq0

— brandon access memories (@uncledoomer) September 6, 2022

Seinfeld looking like he got a hard opinion on Drake pic.twitter.com/kBDJ5o6NgB

— Haus of Decline (@hausofdecline) September 6, 2022

The cover of Interview magazine showed Kim Kardashian wearing nothing but a jackstrap on her bottom, posing in front of the flag like she was releasing an album called Porn in the USA.

I recognize the ass, i do not recognize the face.

Read more at pagesix.

i’ve never imagined in this lifetime that i’d see kim kardashian wearing a jock strap on a mag cover pic.twitter.com/et1ouw7jHE

— bent li (@bentleybeepbeep) September 6, 2022

Justin says he needs some time to put his health first. “So I’m going to take a break from touring for the time being. I’m going to be OK, but I need time to rest and get better.”
Simone Biles strikes again.

Read more at People.

Chris Pine’s rep says the speculation that Harry Styles spit on Pine is ridiculous. “This is a ridiculous story — a complete fabrication and the result of an odd online illusion that is clearly deceiving and allows for foolish speculation.”

Yeah we shouldn’t believe our lying eyes.

Read more at Variety.

Did Harry Styles just spit on Chris Pine?? #DontWorryDarling pic.twitter.com/V79mMi8CQs

— Matt Ramos (@therealsupes) September 6, 2022

From some internet sleuthing it’s been deducted that Leonardo DiCaprio’s new ex has gotten to keep the dogs they both adopted during the pandemic. It’s mostly because Tobey Maguire didn’t have time to walk them for Leo.

Read more at Gawker.

Sorry Stevie, Kenny Powers is not coming back in 2024. But when someone posted a fake trailer on Tuesday, a lot of people got their hopes up for the return of the iconic HBO series.

Was Kenny going to be a coach or an umpire?

Read more at Consequence

THE PITCH IS BACK. 2024.⚾ #Eastbound pic.twitter.com/64JtGFbAuT

— Eastbound & Down (@KennyPowers) September 6, 2022

When Jason Momoa decided to film himself cutting off his long hair for a good cause, the world treated it like Sampson and Delilah.

It’s about time dude, you’re 43.

Read more at Page Six

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