A Belgian study has concluded that the Moderna vaccine creates twice as many antibodies as Pizer.

And J&J is really only good for head lice.

Read more at Bloomberg.

Aunt Jemima is now Pearl Milling Company, and the face of the company is gone, but the new packaging looks pretty much like the old….

Looks delicious!

Read more at CNN.

something about seeing aunt jemima as "pearl milling company" feels very off pic.twitter.com/d0h4ayujZH

— tazmania. ⭑ (@vivatazmania) August 25, 2021

I don't mind the Aunt Jemima brand being renamed to Pearl Milling Company, what I do mind is them using this as an opportunity to shrink the bottle size by 40ml. pic.twitter.com/IDYqKpN9EW

— Xander the Fully Immunized (@XanderZzyzx) August 31, 2021

Paris really wants to cut pollution so they’ve reduced speed limits around the city to just 30 kph or 19 miles per hour, and they’ve cut nearly half the parking spaces.

The good news is, you can still smoke in an elevator.

Read more at CNN

Beware of Sexually Aggressive Dolphin

Nick the horny dolphin has been very friendly with humans. VERY friendly.

Police say he’s well hung and extremely dangerous.

Read more at NY Post.

https://nypost.com/2021/08/31/swimmers-beware-of-this-sexually-aggressive-dolphin/?utm_campaign=iphone_nyp&utm_source=Gmail

Nick the horny bottlenose dolphin has been very friendly with humans. VERY friendly.

Police say he’s well hung and extremely dangerous.

Read more at NY Post.

This isn’t Nick, but you know you’re curious how this works….

After a decade of being discontinued, Creme Savers are coming back to Big Lots across the United States in Orange and Strawberry flavors. Grandmothers everywhere are rejoicing. Grandchildren not so much.

Read more at Today.

Kyrgios was really unhappy that Covid rules required him to walk over to a towel basket after using a towel during the open, so he cursed out the chair umpire.

It’s not part of the game,” Kyrgios ranted. “So texting someone’s part of the game, too? Taking 20-minute bathroom breaks is part of the game? That’s part of the game. Everything’s part of the game. I need to take a sh*t. Ah, part of the game. It’s f*cking stupid.”

Dude! Nobody wants to touch your covid-y jizz towel. Just walk the 20 steps.

Read more at Mediaite.

Some football fans criticized the NFL star for risking injury with something so stupid, so close to the start of the season.

Hey Juju you don’t find football to be challenging enough?

Read more at NY Post.

One week before the season… un fucking believable pic.twitter.com/UoP1O7iEz4

— Matt Light 🐐 (@MattLight) August 30, 2021

The infamous weapon used in the 2006 Summerslam match against Mick Foley sold for almost $20k.

It was obviously bought by Negan Smith from Walking Dead.

Read more at TMZ.

The 2021 concert has been cancelled mere days before the festival was scheduled to take place. Last year Bomnaroo was cancelled because of disease. This year its flooding

This is Biblical. God is trying to tell us Rock is dead.

Read more at NY Post.

The Fresh Prince Reboot is happening and Will Smith surprised young actor Jabari Banks with the news that he had the part of Will on a zoom call.

Shouldn’t this reboot be an all white cast?

Read more at THR.

Good Morning America Co-Hosts George Stephanopoulos and Robin Roberts are reportedly at each others throats over how the network should respond to a lawsuit targeting a former boss alleging sexual assault.

The Morning Show on Apple TV is taking notes.

Read more at The Daily Beast.

This kid clearly needs a loving father who will run his life.

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Rose McGowan Tweeted this out about Oprah, featuring a picture of the media mogul with Harvey Weinstein.

Oprah can make this right by giving Rose her own show on The Oprah Network. Is that still on?

Read more at Page Six.

I am glad more are seeing the ugly truth of @Oprah. I wish she were real, but she isn’t. From being pals with Weinstein to abandoning & destroying Russell Simmon’s victims, she is about supporting a sick power structure for personal gain, she is as fake as they come. #lizard pic.twitter.com/RCuXNpWCU0

— Rose 🌊McGowan (@rosemcgowan) August 29, 2021

Remember when refrigerators looked like appliances? Remember when you saved up to get one of those fancy stainless steel fridges so you could look like a big shot? Those days are over. Rich people now hide their refrigerators behind panels that look exactly like cabinets.

Why not just make all the cabinets stainless steel?

Read more at DNYUZ.

This mom says she doesn’t trust science, but she does trust nature.

Unfortunately, shopping carts are not part of nature.

Read more.

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Andy Cohen-Approved sex expert Shan Boodram recommends reaching out to your exes to find out what’s wrong with you so you can improve as a person.

Yeaaaah. Because exes always love to hear from the person who wasted their lives. This worked out so great for John Cusack. #highfidelty

Read more at Yahoo.

With all the added stresses of the past year, many physicians are actually prescribing that their patients get out into nature, and take walks to improve their health.

Take a vacation from my problems?

Can’t believe our doctors are taking their cues from What about Bob. Only took 30 years.

Read more at Trust.com.