Wednesday October 28: Daily Links

WEDNESDAY 10.28


NEWS STORIES

 




Bronx Man Falls Through Sinkhole and Swarmed by Massive Rats

A man waiting for a bus fell 12 feet into a sinkhole this weekend. Bad day. But the really bad news was what he found at the bottom of the hole– giant rats.

Go ahead and save this article so you can email to your therapist titled ‘New Shit We’re Going to Need to Discuss Next Session’

Read more at nbc.com.


Nxivm Cult Leader Says He Has No Remorse

At Keith Raniere’s sentencing yesterday he told the court he had no remorse for any of his actions as he got 120 years in prison. This defense is one step above representing himself.

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.


Kazakhstan's New Tourism Campaign Is Very Nice!

Despite complaints of Kazakhstan Americans about the film Borat, Kazakhstan has embraced the worlds love of the character and their new tourism slogan is “Very Nice!” which is said in response to visitors traveling through a modern and beautiful country. Weird they didn’t go with “My Wifes Vagine”.

Read more at cnn.com.


It's Gonna Cost You $99 Bucks A Month To Use Elon Musk's Satellite Internet

Beta testers of SapceX’s Starlink satellite internet service are going to have pay $99 a month to use it and $499 for the equipment. This is still better than having to use Optimum or Cablevision.

Read more at cnbc.com.


Rudy Flips Out On Live TV Again

Rudy Giuliani once again lost it on live TV after Fox Business host Kennedy asked him pointed comments about his role in the Hunter Biden smear campaign and his appearance in the Borat sequel. Rudy called the interview ‘totally insulting’. The former mayor is going to change his name to Rudy Pupkin and interview himself in his basement.

Read more at huffpo.com.



SPORTS



Dodgers Win World Series, But May Have To Celebrate in Quarantine

Dodgers infielder Justin Turner got pulled from the game for testing positive for Covid and then came back on the field maskless to celebrate with the team after their win. Now the whole team may have to quarantine so everyone’s gonna have to wait two week for the Zoom World Series parade.

Read more at espn.



CELEBS



New Social Media War Between Claudia Conway and Perez Hilton

How can something sound so 2020 and yet so 2005 at the same time??


Tenacious D Time Warp For Votes

“I’ve got to keep control.
I remember doing the Time Warp.
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me.
And the void would be calling.
Let’s do the Time Warp again.”


Emily Ratajkowski Pregnant and Viral

Yes she’s stunning. Let’s be honest.
She’s always stunning. The baby is already stunning.


Aqua Teen Hunger Force Broodwich Is a Real Thing

Yes when you were younger you had a fear of the Broodwich. You are not a kid any more.

Eat it.

Via digg.


Is Reese Witherspoon Ready for Politics!?

“Dear Lord Jesus, I do not often speak with you and ask for things, but now I really must insist that you help me win the election tomorrow because I deserve it and Paul Metzler doesn’t, as you well know.”

Read more at mediaite.com.


Conan Remote Set Robbed

Conan O’Brien revealed someone robbed their set during a recent remote shoot at The Largo Theater in Los Angeles. O’Brien complained that ‘this s**t isn’t happening to other big-time late night talk shows.’ Someone needs to remind CoCo that he doesn’t have a big time late night talk show anymore.

Read more at ew.com.


Someone Maxed Out Sharon And Ozzy Osbourne’s Credit Cards

Sharon Osbourne revealed that she and her husband Ozzy were victims of credit card fraud. The Talk host said that when she went to pay for a birthday gift for their daughter Kelly, she was informed that her and Ozzy’s cards were maxed out. Somewhere an Ozzy fan is enjoying their new set of leather outfits, stone washed jeans and diamond crusted crucifixes.

Read more at people.com.


Barbara Streisand Was The Inspiration For Dylan’s Lay Lady Lay

Newly discovered letters written by Bob Dylan reveal that his 1969 hit, ‘Lay Lady Lay’ was written about Barbara Streisand. It doesn’t elaborate on the nature of their relationship. Does that mean ‘Idiot Wind’ was written about Elliot Gould?

Read more at covermgfeed.com.



GOING VIRAL



nothing here yet

EVERYTHING




STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS



One thing We’ve Definitely Lost in 2020s New Normal: Fun!t


Oh so you guys don’t think hand-washing your masks while you watch you panic-attack-inducing news programs until 2am “fun”?

Read more at vox.


20% Of US Adults Under 30 Don't Wear A Mask

A CDC study has found that nearly 20% of adults under 30 in the United States don’t wear a mask and do nothing else to stop the spread of covid.

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.



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