The orbit of Dimorphos was indeed altered after NASA struck it with the Dart rocket in September.

That’s the good news. The bad news is, it’s headed straight for Ukraine.

Read more at BBC

This rally looks like a kids birthday party in a conference room at a Ramada Inn.

Trump worries this is his ghost of Xmas future.

James Brown tribute artist providing the only energy at a poorly attended rally for Sarah Palin and Kelly Tshibaka.
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Mark Zuckerberg is still hoping to win people over to his metaverse a major graphic update-metaverse avatars are getting legs!

Well this changes everything. Lets get meta! #BroughtToYouByZZTop?

Read more at Vox.

There’s no weed stores in NYC yet but on most street corners you can buy it in bodegas even though the state has not yet established a regulatory system.

Smart marketing that the same people that sell bacon egg and cheese sandwiches also sell weed.

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Tulsi Gabbard has left the Democrats because it’s being run by a Cabal. She now has to give back any left over adrenochrome.

Watch on Twitter.

I can no longer remain in today’s Democratic Party that is now under the complete control of an elitist cabal of warmongers driven by cowardly wokeness, who divide us by racializing every issue & stoke anti-white racism, actively work to undermine our God-given freedoms, are… pic.twitter.com/oAuTnxZldf

— Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 (@TulsiGabbard) October 11, 2022

On Monday Night Football, Aikman complained about too many penalties saying it’s time for the NFL to take off their dresses, implying that they were acting like a bunch of women. “My hope is the competition committee looks at this in the next set of meetings, and you know, we take the dresses off.”

Can we leave this kind of talk to Antonio Brown?

Read more at Mediaite.

The photographer that was shoved by Davante Adams after Monday night’s NFL loss filed a police report and is pursuing a criminal complaint.

Looks like somebody took his dress off.

Read more at NY Post

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Favre is being accused of helping to divert money from a welfare fund to help build a wellness center at his alma mater. Now he wants to set the record straight. “No one ever told me, and I did not know, that funds designated for welfare recipients were going to the University or me. I tried to help my alma mater USM, a public Mississippi state university, raise funds for a wellness center. My goal was and always will be to improve the athletic facilities at my university.”

Oh Brett, you know there’s nothing we can do to help you. Talk to the judge.

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After the amount of shit the NFL has eaten over the Week 5 roughing the passer calls, they’ve announced they’re reevaluating when to call the penalty.

Read more at AP.

Beloved actor and star of Murder She Wrote, Angela Lansbury was celebrated by Hollywood today after news of her death circulated.

This was no accident it was muuuuurder.

Read more at NBC News

Davis said the first time she met Murray on set, he greeted her with a sex toy he called The Thumper. She says it was “a massage device he insisted on using on her, despite her emphatically refusing,” placing it on her back.

We believe you. We saw him do the same thing in Stripes, but with a spatula.

Read more at Fox News

She says she’s not interested in hearing Ripa’s stories disparaging their mutual co-host, Regis Philbin. “We see headlines all the time, you know, you never know what’s true and what’s not true… I went, ‘I hope this isn’t true. I just hope it isn’t.’ Cause what’s the point? You know, I don’t get it. I don’t get it. I’m not gonna read the book. I haven’t read it. I don’t even know if it’s out yet.” she said.

Yeah we get it. You were his real work wife, Kathy. Not that Kelly come lately.

Read more at Yahoo

Showtime Won’t Renew Man Who Fell to Earth

After declining to give a second season to the series, Showtime praised everyone invovled in season one and said, “while we flirted with the idea of expanding it into a second season, we all ultimately decided to embrace it as a one season story well told.”

Gee. Thanks for the season one cliffhanger.

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In an interview with Dax Shepherd, Scarlet Johansson said in her early career she felt pidgeonholed in a weird hypersexualized thing. “I kind of became objectified and pigeonholed in this way where I felt like I wasn’t getting offers for work for things that I wanted to do. I remember thinking to myself, ‘I think people think I’m 40 years old.’ It somehow stopped being something that was desirable and something that I was fighting against.”

I don’t think you realize how over-sexy you were.

Read more at The Blast

He helped end segregation by bringing Whites Blacks and Latinos together and is credited with creating the phrase “oldies but goodies.” The syndicated “The Art Laboe Connection Show.” also helped families connect with incarcerated listeners by playing dedicaitons.

Playing rock and sending out requests to prison seems like a pretty cool way to spend your life.

Read more at NPR

Emily Ratajkowski is calling out men who treat women badly, and complaining about the Me Too movement dying out. Her fans are concerned she isn’t walking her talk because she’s dating Brad Pitt who may or may not have mistreated Angelina Joelie.

Oh shut up you haters would bang Brad Pitt too.

Read more at Buzzfeed News

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Vice got a hold of unedited video from the Kanye/Tucker interview and released it. Yes, Kanye is still a fucking mentally ill moron.

Watch on Vice.

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