Jonah Goldberg and Stephen Hayes quit FOX blaming Tucker Carlson’s “Patriot Purge” special about January 6.

“I quit Fox News after more than a decade as a contributor. So did my business partner and friend Steve Hayes,” writes Goldberg.

Really that was the thing? Nothing before this made you feel a little queasy?

Read more at NYTimes and LA Times

“I quit Fox News after more than a decade as a contributor. So did my business partner and friend Steve Hayes,” writes @jonahdispatch for @latimesopinion. https://t.co/sZjzh18SXc

— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) November 22, 2021

Steve Bertolino, attorney for Brian Laundrie’s family, has revealed that the autopsy conducted on Brian’s remains have led them to conclude that he died by suicide. No detains have been revealed for how they made the determination, but Bertolino says the manner of death was a gunshot to the head.

Too bad you didn’t do this before you killed your girlfriend.

Read more at foxnews.

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The cosmetics company says it is shutting down all of their social media accounts, and won’t come back until there is reform among tech giants and accountability towards teens.

Well, except for youtube and Twitter. Cause…they’re not social media.

Isn’t make up one of the reasons IG is so problematic?

Read more at CNN

Red Notice is Netflix’s biggest ever opening day, but nobodys really marketing the movie or talking about it or really writing much about it. So VOX is asking, what exactly does it all mean?

It means that when you’re at home you’ll watch anything.

Read more at Vox.

Are rich people as miserable as they seem on HBO’s Succession? Yes, says a therapist who caters to billionaires.

That’s too bad. Can I be that miserable please.

Read more at The Guardian.

Shaquille O’Neal is now involved in a lawsuit after his partners in his legal weed biz left him high and dry.

Shaq, you’re not the first to person to get fucked in a weed deal. I bought oregano in 1975. It hurts.

Read more at TMZ

fKatarina Miketin confirmed her relationship with Vikings coach Mike Zimmer.

Oh I thought you were dating Don Zimmer.

Read more at NY Post.

You thought you were worried about going off the gold standard, but what happens when Dollar Tree goes off the dollar standard? Most items will now be priced a buck and a quarter.

Dude you had to know this was coming right?

Read more at msn.

Aaron Rodgers went on Pat MacAfee’s show and said he has Covid Toe, which is actually a skin infection. Rodgers is gonna have to keep adding to that 500 pages of independent research.

Read more at PFT.

Does Aaron Rodgers actually have “COVID toe”?

The hate for Chicago Bears head coach Matt Nagy has engulfed his life, with a Fire Nagy chant breaking out at his son’s football game. This kid musta been very confused considering he’s not even getting paid.

Watch the video on Twitter.

Pulled this from NFHS. Was late in 4th quarter. pic.twitter.com/RRQHDV4gOf

— Matt Allen (@MattyJamesAllen) November 22, 2021

On Monday, Grammy nominations were announced, and everyone was shocked to see Louis C.K. and Dave Chappelle, two allegedly cancelled persons, nominated. Is cancel culture cancelled everyone is asking?

How can you cancel what never existed?

Read more at TMZ.

Michael Che went on Late Night and told Seth Meyers that they have some beef. Che said every year he asks Lorne if he can go casual for weekend update, wearing his own clothes. And every year Lorne tells him no, Seth wouldn’t do that.

Forget this Seth beef. Can we go back to talking about Tim Dillon? That was the fun stuff.

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He’s fundraising! He’s running for governor! He owns a soccer team! Matthew McConaughey made headlines today after being named Philanthropist of the Year by The Hollywood Reporter.

This guy stays in the news for everything but making movies.

Read more at THR.

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Epstein lied to a guard and said he had to call his mom, who had died in 2004, and actually called his 30 year old Belarus girlfriend. This story stinks to high heaven, Epstein would not have been dating a 30 year old.

Read more at the Daily Mail.

The new Bond film has grossed over $730 million at the box office world wide but it’s estimated to need $900 million to break even. So it’s at risk to lose $100 million or more. If your shitty movie franchise needs a billion to break even, maybe you shouldn’t make it in the first place.

Read more at Variety.

Have you ever wondered if you might have the hearing of a 20 year old? This youtube video claims it can tell you how young your hearing is.

What?! Huh!?

Via digg.

A study revealed that the average American will gain weight this holiday season to the tune of 8 pounds.

Some of us would consider only gaining eight pounds to be practically losing weight.

Read more at study finds.