Wednesday November 22 Daily Links

WEDNESDAY 11.22
NEWS STORIES
Gaetz Has 21% Approval in His Own State
A poll from the Florida Atlantic University Mainstreet PolCom Lab released last week showed that 57% of Florida voters disapproved of Gaetz’s performance as a member of Congress. The poll surveyed 946 adults in Florida and has a margin of error of plus or minus 3.2%. Only 22 percent said they approve of his record.
And he wants to be gov of Florida?
Israeli Cabinet Agrees to 5 Day Cease Fire
There will be a brief cease fire and release of Palestine prisoners and in return 50 Israeli women and children will be released.
And yet nobody’s thanking Susan Sarandon.
Bidens Cake Could Cause a Building Evacuation
Biden turned 81 and someone thought it would be great fun to top his tiny looking cake with 81 candles.
After age 15, it’s 1 candle guys.
DeSantis Newsome Fox Debate is Really Happening
The event scheduled for next week will be moderated Sean Hannity and is being labled the Red State vs Blue State Debate.
This looks like junior varsity
Museum Accused of Being Woke For Pointing Out Roman Emperor was Trans
The North Hertfordshire Museum has decided to refer to the 3rd-century AD ruler Elagabalus as ‘she’ to be ‘sensitive’ to his pronoun preferences in a display, so people are complaining that they’re woke. The Emperor actually asked to be called she, dressed in womens clothing and was a hedonist with a mean streak.
Uh, isn’t every museum woke?
SPORTS
Tom Brady Not Happy With Whats Happened to the League
“I think there’s a lot of mediocrity in today’s NFL,” Brady said. “I don’t see the excellence that I saw in the past,” he said complaining not only about the players but the quality of coaching.
Dude you were just in the NFL weeks ago.
Read more at NY Post.
https://nypost.com/2023/11/21/sports/tom-brady-doesnt-like-whats-happen-in-todays-nfl/
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Sarah Silvermans AI Lawsuit Not Going Well
A federal judge has dismissed most of Sarah Silverman‘s lawsuit against Meta over the unauthorized use of authors’ copyrighted books to train its generative artificial intelligence model.
You can’t stop progress. Welcome to the machine.
Cord Cutting is Overtaking TV Watchers
Research firm Ampere Analysis is predicting that 2024 will be a watershed year in the global tv penetration percentage. Cord cutting is on the rise with cable prices outrageously high and not worth keeping as viewers feel streaming networks have more must see tv than cable.
In the meantime nobody has read a book.
Noah Hawley Returns to Fargo
“I wanted to go back to basics on some level, go back to the movie. It’s good to touch base there every once in a while to remind yourself what the original idea was and how it functioned. And I just found myself with that image of a woman on the sofa knitting and a guy in a ski mask comes up on the porch and and it’s a kidnapping. And of course, because it’s the Coen Brothers you know, you know who exactly what those guys are, it’s not a mystery.”
We don’t care why you’re doing it just keep doing it
Golden Globes Returns to CBS After 42 Years Gone
It’s been 42 years since CBS told the Globes to fuck off after a scandal involving Pia Zadora and paying off voters to get her project “Butterfly” nominated.
It’s time we bring Pia Back.
Susan Sarandon Loses Her Agency for Anti Semitic Statements
Long time Palestinian supporter Susan Sarandon is taking heat for a growing list of statements including saying that its about time Jews started to understand what its like to be hated, and using the phrase “from the river to the sea.”
Strange to see her with the muslims, I remember when she was in with the church of baseball.
Bradley Cooper Finally Responds to The Nose Controversy
“I thought, ‘Maybe we don’t need to do it,’” he said. “But it’s all about balance, and, you know, my lips are nothing like Lenny’s, and my chin. And so we had that, and it just didn’t look right [without the prosthetic].”
Leave him alone he nose what he’s doing.
Branden Fraser Found His Post Oscar Project
Some people like to wipe their ass with their Oscars and it looks like Brandon Fraser is planning to do the same with a weird comedy called Rental Family
Nobody’s seen The Whale why would you think they’d watch this?
Tom Cruise Stands Up For Agent
Maha Dakhil, a prominent CAA talent agency agent, came under fire from colleagues last month after she characterized Israel’s assault on Gaza as a “genocide” in a post to Instagram that led to her ouster from the motion pictures department co-chief post. But Tom stood up for her.
As long as you don’t criticize thetans you’re fine with Tom
Robby Banks = Banksy?
Someone found an old interview from 2003 and figured out that Robby Banks is Banksy.
We cracked the case! How did it take this long? This is like if batmans name robert bats.
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