The FBI has uncovered a scheme to assassinate the former President. Members of ISIS have been doing recon according to informants.

Do they hate just him or all watercolor painters?

Read more at Forbes

In her new book, Conway says her marriage may not survive and the cause is her husband’s hatred of Donald Trump. “Democracy will survive. America will survive, Here’s the Deal, George and I may not survive.”

Anyway…stop lying you guys haven’t been together in years.

Read more at Yahoo

A young LGBTQ high school graduate and valedictorian of his class was warned they would cut off his mic during graduation if he mentioned gay rights issues. He stayed true to himself by making the speech he wanted, but substituting the words “curly hair” for gay, talking about the challeges of growing up “with curly hair.”

Florida’s doing its best to stamp out curly hair.

Read more at USA Today

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The NFL record reported that the league is considering dumping the Pro Bowl, which is a total ratings loser.

Wait there’s still a pro-bowl?

Read more at Fox News

Jeremy Ruckert joined the Jets out of Ohio State. His dad is a life long Jets fan and is pretty excited about it all. He’s been sharing his enthusiasm on social media and going viral .

Why is it that when the dads go viral we all love it but when the moms go viral they’re psycho?

Read more at NY Post.

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“When are we going to do something?!” pleaded a distraught Steve Kerr, discussing the mass shooting at a Texas elementary school.

Sorry Steve, but Ameria proved long ago they just don’t care.

Read more at Deadline

Everyone’s laughing at Alec Baldwin who spoke up today supporting the United Airlines employee who was fired for physically fighting with a passenger. The altercation with an ex-NFL player was caught on video. Baldwin wrote on Instagram, ‘The guy working at the airport is the victim. He came to work to do a job. The other guy, with his big mouth, is guilty of workplace abuse, where people come to work with an expectation of safety, even civility.”

What do you know about workplace safety, butter fingers?

Read more at Daily Mail

Coco Austin and Ice T are getting ridiculed for a social media post showing their six year old daughter still using a stroller.

Who wouldn’t want a free ride?

Read more at Fox News.

A stroll through the @atlantisbahamas shops…
Chanel is so over it unless there's something cool to see.. Her face transitions instantly pic.twitter.com/yE7Prp4jmN

— Coco (@cocosworld) May 22, 2022

We’ve already seen the ass eating in White Lotus. What could be worse? Well, in HBO’s new show The Time Traveler’s Wife, the titular time traveler goes back in time, meets himself, and sucks his own dick.

Doesn’t make you gay.

Read more at Mens Health.

In Fairfax Virginia fans are lining up to get into a courtroom like it was tickets to Saturday Night Live. They’re all holding signs supporting their hero, Johnny Depp, and hoping to get a wristband that will give them admission to the show.

If only his movies were this popular.

Read more at TMZ

While Ryan’s stylist was dressing him for American Idol, there was a little panic on set because Little Ryan was making too much of an appearance. It was determined he wasn’t wearing sufficiently supportive underwear and because he didn’t have another pair, he traded panties with his stylist.

Oh no, its Seacrest out!

Read more at billboard.

There were reports of multiple walkouts during the first five minutes of Cronenberg’s “Crimes of the Future” at the Cannes Film Festival due to graphic violent images. Other reports said no, there were no walkouts, and in fact the movie got a six minute standing ovation.

This shouldn’t be a walk out it should be a walk by.

Read more at Deadline.

This is Howie do it? Comedian Howie Mandel said he could hardly handle the isolation during Covid lockdown, and started drinking and smoking weed and eating tons of edibles to get through it. He says his OCD led him to do all of it to excess. “I have to smoke til I’m not conscious. And if I can’t get enough pot til I’m not conscious, I would take a drink. And then if there wasn’t enough to drink, I would eat like seven gummies,” Mandel replied.

Join Howie on the world’s oldest teenager tour.

Read more at Mediaite.

According to media reports, the Aerosmith front man had recently had foot surgery and was given painkillers during his recovery, leading to a relapse.

Don’t worry big man, you’ll get back in the saddle again.

Read more at The Daily Beast

220 MIllion was spent on The Gray Man starring Ryan Gosling and Chris Evans and now we get our first glimpse at the spectacle.

This is the next Gatsby.