Sources say that Volkswagen has not in fact changed its name to Voltswagen, its just an April fools joke.

Oh great, the last time VW did an April fools joke they were rolling into Poland.

Read more at boingboing.

A woman who is claiming she was raped and abused by Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell also says they threatened that if she told anyone about what was happening, they would feed her to alligators, and deport her 8 year old son.

Man they really played into that evil billionaire stereotype. Can’t believe you didn’t have an eyepatch.

Read more at insider.com.

Congratulations America, you’ve just been catfished. When you order delivery from some place called Cosmic Wings, what you’re really getting is wings from Applebees.

I still think I’m going order from WingNuts.

Read more at foodandwine.

Tucker Carlson called his conversation with Matt Gaetz yesterday ‘One of the Weirdest Interviews I’ve Ever Conducted.” Gaetz came on to discuss allegations that he had sex with a 17 year old.

Gaetz read what seemed like a memorized statement, and called the story a lie, revealed his belief that he was being extorted by a DOJ official, and said the DOJ asked Gaetz’s father to wear a wire in some kind of sting operation. He named David McGee as the official who is attempting to extort him, seeking money in exchange for making an investigation go away. There’s something about a Biden pardon, a conspiracy, and that there are tapes that will prove it all, if only authorities will release them.

Matt Gaetz, congrats on your Florida Man headline. Next time you may want add some meth or an alligator to get the full flex though.

read more at nytimes and mediaite

The first dog has acted up again. According to reports he nipped at a National Park Service employee.

We complained and said after four years we wanted dogs back in the White House but we didn’t want bloodshed! Oh Major, please just be a good boy before they send you back to shelter

Read more at cnn.com.

Kevin Durant wrote on Instagram: “Me and mike talk CRAZIER than this on the regular and today he’s pissed….My bad mike, damn!!” This in response to Rapaport posting a bunch of private messages between the two.

Hey when did guys start squealing on guys.

Rapaport? More like Rat-aport.

Read more at nypost.

I receive threats and disgusting messages DAILY, but never in my wildest dreams did I think @KDTrey5 would be among them. The 🐍 himself is now threatening me, bringing up my wife and wants to fight. This is supposed to be America’s sweetheart right? #ImDaRealMVP pic.twitter.com/l1VQfGMMRF

— MichaelRapaport (@MichaelRapaport) March 30, 2021

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Just after takeoff, a charter flight carrying the Utah Jazz had to make an emergency landing. The plane hit a flock of birds causing engine failure.

Why can’t we invent a plane that isn’t vulnerable to birds?

This is like a boat that can be sunk by a school of fish.

Read more at espn.

The Olympic committee says it will no longer penalize athletes who kneel during the national anthem in olympic trials.

Are you also allowed to run the 100 meters on your knees?

Read more at TMZ.

The important question is what team will go down in history as the first with a 0-17 season??

Read more at nfl.com

Michael Strahan was showing off a new smile, sans gap, and says he had a dental procedure to get rid of the damn thing. The problem is, just a few days ago Strahan tweeted, “I rock my gap with pride! It’s who I am!” leading many to think its just another prank.

Okay so now what are we going to focus on when your talk?! Your flawless teeth?? Boring.

I did it. #GoodbyeGap pic.twitter.com/0Z5ZcK925c

— Michael Strahan (@michaelstrahan) March 30, 2021

Barrymore said its been a dream of hers forever to start a magazine. The new publication, titled “Drew” will feature an advice column, personal stories, recipes and product reviews.

A woman’s lifestyle magazine? That’s a perfect idea! In 1971.

Read more at The Daily Beast

Rachel Bilson shared a story about the time she posted an old high school photo with Rami Malek. He saw it and asked her to delete it. “I would really appreciate it if you take that down. I’m a really private person,” Malek told her.

What are you worried about Rami? Afraid you’ll look Geeky?

Read more at buzzfeed.

Grande will replace Nick Jonas next season on the hit series, The Voice.

And Nick Jonas is now dating Pete Davidson.

Read more at cnn.

She says its too difficult to watch the show without her father hosting and told CBS This Morning that it was his show, and its difficult to contemplate the show going on.

And a gas station should shut down every time a cashier dies.

Read more at nypost.

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Google AI created this recipe based on a few parameters and the result…isn’t good.

We all know the secret in any good cake is love… something AI can never understand!

Read more at gizmodo.com.

The internet is in love with this little boy beating out GnR on a drum kit made out of household items.

Nobody would care if this was an actual set of drums.

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