Wednesday March 25: Daily Links



NYC Doesn’t Want You To Eat Ass…For Now

In case you don’t know there seems to be a real banger of a health risk going on, and New York City has some tips to help you continue to engage in sexual activity responsibly. And that means no salad tossing until this pandemic passes, according to a new official NYC Health department document.

“Rimming (mouth on anus) might spread COVID-19. Virus in feces may enter your mouth.”

Just a lil smooch?


Florida Spring Break Legend Brady Sluder Apologized For Partying

The biggest news on Tuesday? Spring break apology. When the kids partying in Spring Break during Corona went viral last week, one kid that stuck out was Brady Sluder, the first person in the video said: “If I get Corona I get Corona”. He probably heard his chances at ever getting a job at Dell was on the line and Gateway wasn’t returning his calls.

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I’ve done a lot of things in my life that I’m not proud of. I’ve failed, I’ve let down, and I’ve made plenty of mistakes. I can’t apologize enough to the people i’ve offended and the lives I’ve insulted. I’m not asking for your forgiveness, or pity. I want to use this as motivation to become a better person, a better son, a better friend, and a better citizen. Listen to your communities and do as health officials say. Life is precious. Don’t be arrogant and think you’re invincible like myself. I’ve learned from these trying times and I’ve felt the repercussions to the fullest. Unfortunately, simply apologizing doesn’t justify my behavior. I’m simply owning up to my mistakes and taking full responsibility for my actions. Thank you for your time, and stay safe everyone. ❤️

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Kentucky Mayor Blasts His State For Not Taking Covid Seriously

Gabe Brown, Mayor of Walton, Kentucky, posted to Facebook calling everyone dipshits for not taking the Corona outbreak seriously. Are we sure that isn’t Kenny Powers in charge?


Been To New York Lately? Oh, Then You’re On A Quarantine

Mike Pence is saying if you’ve been to New York state lately just start self isolating and quarantining now for two weeks. Time to start calling New York the Petri Dish That Never Sleeps.




Conor MacGregor Wants All Of Ireland Locking Down


Hey, Ireland, put down the drink for a second and listen to Conor. You all can drink your whiskey until blacking out at home.


Hey Remember The Presidential Fitness Test?

InsideHook takes a look back at when students around the country had to participate in the Presidential Fitness Test. If we were to bring it back today it’d mostly involve sex with questionable Russian women and eating Filet-O-Fish’s.



Jackson Browne Has The Bug


“Well, I’ve been out walking
I don’t do that much talking these days
These days
These days I seem to think a lot
About the things that I forgot to do for you
And all the times I had the chance to
And I had a lover
But it’s so hard to risk another of these days
These days”


Would a Jaws Musical Cheer You Up?


A Jaws musical? Yes, please. We will eat this up. It’s called “Bruce.” It’s about the filming “Jaws,” and it’s already booked for a showcase at the Paper Mill Playhouse in Millburn, New Jersey, from June 9 to July 4, 2021.

Anthony Cumia as the Mayor?


19 Celebrities Who Binged “Tiger King”

Why is America obsessed with the Netflix ‘doc’ Tiger King !? Because

“I am the Tiger King
and I can do anything.”



Would You Take The Egg Challenge?

That kid learned step one of making an Omelette.


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