George P turned on his family to suck up to Trump and now the Don is backing P’s opponent.

Well this Thanksgiving’s going to be a laugh riot. Guess whose back.

Read more at motherjones.

Nobody knows who did it but someone carved a swastika in the elevator at the State Department.

Maybe they were trying to make a tic tac toe board but got to their floor too fast.

Read more at Axios.

For the first time in fifty years, iconic canned soup company, Cambell’s updated their packaging.

Does this make those Warhol paintings worthless?

Read more at NY Post.

There’s going to be a federal mandate that all government workers need to get vaccinated or be subject to constant testing and mitigation requirements. Biden could also just give out children’s adrenal glands, that may fight Covid.

Read more at CNN.

On the first day of Raven’s training camp, Lamar Jackson is out due to Covid related issues. Don’t worry, he’ll come out at the end of practice and light it up just like he did in that Browns game last season.

Read more at Barstool.

Barstool bought themselves a bowl game in Arizona but the real story here is about the exclusive broadcast rights they grabbed with it. That’s right Barstool is getting into the sports broadcast business.

Finally a game where you can hear the fucks and the farts.

@stoolpresidente

Emergency Press Conference – Introducing The Barstool Sports Arizona Bowl

♬ original sound – Dave Portnoy

Doug Gottlieb believes that America is sympathizing with Simon Biles mental health issues, but that we would not have such empathy for LeBron.

Well we had sympathy for LeBron when he did Space Jam 2.

Read more at mediaite.

The double standard in sports https://t.co/EMMQNYjWmy

— Doug Gottlieb (@GottliebShow) July 27, 2021

They’re going to keep the name Chiefs, and presumably the logos, but they’re getting rid of their mascot. The horse named “warpaint” will be retired.

Yeah because that was the problem. The mascot.

Read more at CNN.

Slate lists nine things wrong with Olympic 3-x-3 basketball, starting with the name- 3×3.

The biggest problem is it should be shirts versus skins. And if I’m not shirts I’m not playing.

Read more at Slate.

It’s been released that Bob Odenkirk collapsed on the set of Better Call Saul and was rushed to the hospital. No updates as of yet on how he’s doing. For the good of the planet, let’s hope this is just Slippin’ Jimmy doing his thing.

Read more at Variety.

Mr. New England says he’d root for Brady over the Pats.

Hey Belichick, do you like apples?

Matt Damon told us he'd root for Tom Brady if the #Bucs met the #Patriots in the Super Bowl. He also ended the interview with 'Go Bucs' 😂 pic.twitter.com/NgLVDlG3v4

— Dan Patrick Show (@dpshow) July 27, 2021

The US Government has sold Martin Shkreli’s rare Wu-Tang album for an undisclosed sum, but his lawyer says the sale covered his remaining balance of his $7.4 million forfeiture.

Hmm. Maybe there’s two suckers born every minute.

Read more at dailydot.

Kutcher and Kunis have revealed that they don’t shower or bathe, and that goes the same for their babies. Kunis said she never bathed her newborns, while Kutcher said if you can’t see dirt on the kids you don’t need to clean them. As for his own hygiene regimen, Ashton says he washes his armpits and crotch daily, but nothing else, ever.

One’s from Iowa, the other from Russia. So who’s surprised?

Read more at CNN

On The Last Laugh podcast, Nikki Glaser said she’s looking for someone who finds her fuckable, because she already knows she’s funny. “I just want someone who tells me I’m fuckable all the time,” she continues. “Because I don’t know that I am. So until I find someone to love me forever, I’m going to keep putting thirst pics out there. Why not?”

“I’m trying to find someone who looks at me and goes, ‘Oh, that makes my dick fill with blood and I kind of would like to put my penis in that.’ I’m not trying to find a life partner who goes, ‘Oh my god, she’s so funny.’ That’s not what I’m looking for in a relationship, is someone who tells me I’m funny all the time. Because I know I am.”

Oh Nikki, on Fuck Boy Island you can be both.

Read more at The Daily Beast

Ellen Burstyn is going to be a part of the reboot of the classic horror film The Exorcist, she’s reprising her role as Regan’s mom. But Blair says nobody’s asked her to be a part of the new series.

Uh oh I think they got Tony Blair.

Read more at yahoo.

Good news. Insiders say Adele is going to Vegas for a paycheck of $125k per night.

Even better news- she has a tryout with the raiders.

Read more at The Sun

Sarah Brand’s song, Red Dress, is going viral for how truly awful it is. Why can’t Every Day Is Beer Day get this kinda play?

Watch the brilliance on YouTube.

youtube.com/watch?v=5sN7kgEw954&t=4s

Burberry has a new ad with Adam Driver as a Centaur and its porn for girls

What’s next, he gonna get in the lit pit?

Adam Driver for Burberry Hero, featuring “Two Weeks” by FKA twigs. pic.twitter.com/j938KYEtMF

— Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) July 27, 2021

Adults who are lonely are using more opiods, anti anxiety drugs, and prescription painkillers than adults of the same age who are living a more active lifestyle.

Oh oxycontin you’re my best friends.

Read more at Study Finds.