Trump posted on Truth social a bizarre pic of himself praying and people are mocking the photo because it looks like he has six fingers. But they’re also pointing and laughing because he bragged about this POLE numbers.

We dont just need a competency test, we need a spelling test for presidents.

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A fake Joe Biden robocall urged Democrats not to vote in Tuesday’s New Hampshire primary and everyone’s worried about the potential for election interference but nobody knows what to do about it.

That tracks since AI is already in the White House.

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He posted a video placing the call to Trudeau’s media contact line. He reached voicemail and left a message: “Yes, hi, I couldn’t understand the French part, but it’s Tucker Carlson calling from the United States and I’d be grateful if you’d pass a message on to the prime minister Justin Trudeau: We are coming to liberate Canada. We are coming to liberate Canada, and we’ll be there soon. Merci!”

That sounds like a problem. Is this an invasion?

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Hologram creator Proto says they could use holograms to deliver guest lectures from long dead geniuses at colleges.

How the hell are conservatives going to fire dead people?

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Despite having a winning 30-13 record, Adrian Griffin, the head coach of the Milwaukee Bucks has been fired. “This was a difficult decision to make during the season,” Bucks General Manager Jon Horst said in a statement (echoing what he said when Budenholzer was fired). “We are working immediately toward hiring our next head coach. We thank Coach Griffin for his hard work and contributions to the team.”

What the greek freak wants, he gets .

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Over 50 million watched the Bills lose to the chiefs, making the game the most watched divisional playoff in NFL history.

It’s the swifties

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The NBA says Cleveland Cavaliers forward Tristan Thompson violated the leagues anti-drug rules for using two banned performance enhancing substances: ibutamoren and SARM LGD-4033.

In the meantime nobody brings up Jim Irsay

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WWE’s RAW will move over to Netflix in 2025 thanks to a $5 Billion dollar deal with the streamer. There’s a ten year deal in place although Netflix can opt out after 5, or extend for another 10.

They got a Raw deal.

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The big snubs this year according to most media start with Margot Robbie and Greta Gerwig not getting noms for Barbie. The Color Purple was largely ignored, Leo DiCaprio wasn’t nominated for Killers of the Flower Moon, Lenny Kravitz’s song Rustin wasn’t nominated while two Barbie songs made the cut. Saltburn got totally left out, and so did American Symphony.

Razzies snubbed them too. Coincidence?

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Hathaway walked out of a Vanity Fair photoshoot in solidarity with striking Conde Nast employees and now she’s the new face of the labor dispute.

Why would she stay without the photographer?

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Award-winning journalist Charles Osgood, who anchored “CBS Sunday Morning” for 22 years died in his NJ home.

Unfortunately he didn’t write a poem about it.

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Is this a hologram tour or a miracle?

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After saying Ryan Gosling was wasting his time in movies like Barbie, Stone has done a turnaround after seeing the movie. “I found the filmmakers’ approach certainly different than what I expected,” Stone said. “I apologize for speaking ignorantly.”

Oliver don’t worry, nobody takes your insults seriously anyway.

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