Hot mic alert. Two members of the media were caught on hot mic making jokes about how someone could assassinate Trump. “You know what the worst part is? Even if he has his window open and he’s hanging out of it, he will be on the other side of the street,” one person could be heard saying.

“I mean, if he’s driving, we’ve got a good shot,” the second reporter said hopefully, to which the first replied: “Yeah, if he’s driving with the front window open.”

Yeah, or if it’s a convertible,” the second person said.

“Yeah, I wasn’t thinking about that,” replied the first.

“Yeah, like if he just pulls up —” the second started to say before the first interjected and asked: “Like JFK?”

Looks like somebody is going to be embracing cancel culture this time.

Read more at nypost.

Armed gunmen stormed the set of an Ecuadorian TV station on Tuesday, holding journalists hostage.

Once again our tv sucks compared to other countries.

Read more at mirror.co.uk.

RFK Jr had a big super celebrity filled birthday celebration planned, but after a number of a-listers made it clear they weren’t coming, he canceled it.

It’s his party and he can cry if he wants to.

Read more at thedailybeast

Nope not the good kind. The planet Earth just broke the record for the hottest day in recorded history.

Buster Poindexter was right. #hothothot

Read more at nbcnews

Buzzfeed was big but wanted to be bigger, and to get there they had to borrow a lot of money. Now its payback time but the investments haven’t paid off as big as they needed them to.

In better news, they took the Friends quiz and they’re Chandler.

Read more at NY Mag

Not 12 hours after the College Football Championship game ended, Ohio State posted an open call for an open tryout for the team.

They’re hoping the entire Michigan team comes over.

Read more at barstoolsports.

https://x.com/OhioStateFB/status/1744765832188592345?s=20

“This is the game plan of the media. This is what they do. They try and cancel. And it’s not just me. It’s nowhere near just me. I mean, you can look at all the different people who’ve been censored from the internet — especially during Covid. They’re canceling everyone on the censorship, using the government to try and censor people. And if that doesn’t work, then they go to name calling.”

Unfortunately the media he is blaming pays Pat McAfee.

Read more at mediaite

Same as the Super Bowl. Can’t they just play them both together?

Read more at deadspin.

Musk dropped this super weird promo for X on his fading platform, and in a weird sense invigorated discussion while the internet mocked it mercilessly.

Awesome dude now can your mom drop us at the mall?

Read more at uproxx.

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1744822606535049619?s=20

She says the gossip wasn’t what everyone is speculating, when she leaned in to tell some juicy tea to Taylor Swift. Instead she said she was talking about some people she knows who were hooking up.

Yeah, their names are Timothee and…..Kylie

Read more at TMZ

When the ladies on The View started talking about feet and foot fetishes, Whoopi said no and walked off set. Seems she hates her feet.

Technically she hates her hooves.

Read more at usmagazine

Short’s team denied that he and Meryl were dating after alleged Golden Globe rumours.

Nobody had heard this rumor that you are denying .

Read more at independent.

Finally we can see this thing done right.

Read more at huff

The little seen Alan Alda comedy is going to be remade with Tina Fey starring.

If you’re going to do a remake, do one nobody saw.

Read more at deadline.

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