Even NewsMax doesn’t want to hear bs claims from a guy who makes pillows that the election was stolen. So when guest Mike Lindell refuses to stop talking about it, the anchor cut him off, asked producers to dump him and eventually just walked out of his own interview.

Who would have thought there’d be someone crazier than the anchors on News Max.

Via Digg.

Newsmax invites Mike Lindell, who advocated for a coup and spews dangerous conspiracy theories, on air. It didn't go well. pic.twitter.com/6xzSgXlHua

— Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) February 2, 2021

Chuck fans are pissed and switching to Team Phil after Tuesday’s livestream from the Staten Island Zoo seemed fishy. There was no snow in the video when Chuck came out of his hole, and it was sunny despite that there was a blizzard in NYC only hours earlier. Turns out the livestream was actually a prerecord taped before the snowstorm.

This groundhog’s a fucking liar like all groundhogs. Chuck is a goddamn liar.

Read more at nypost.

Uber Eats food delivery service has purchased Drizly, the nation’s leading alcohol delivery on demand service. Now stocking your home bar will be faster and easier than ever.

Really? How much extra to get some blow and a hooker?

Read more at cnbc.

Every single US state, including Hawaii will have below freezing temperatures according to CNN. The polar vortex is responsible for the big dip.

And to think I quit my job selling jackets.

Read more at cnn.com.

Hopefully he didn’t get it at all those bodegas he’s been hanging out in.

Read more at people.

Followers of QAnon are very upset that the military of Myanmar were able to pull off a coup and the United States couldn’t. Was Q from Myanmar the entire time??

Read more at vice.com.

Elon Musk’s Starship blew up again, making it the second one in a row. He’s gonna have to sell a lot of Tesla stock to build another one.

A major theory of the Great Reset, which will be brought about by Joe Biden and the Elites, is that the population of the planet will be made to live off of bugs while the rich chug booze and devour steaks. One InfoWars conspiracy theorist explained it like this:

“The ‘Great Reset’ is about enacting a drastic reduction in living standards for the plebs, which will force them to put bugs, weeds, and sewage on the menu while the Davos elites continue to feast on the finest cuisine,”

Think these people just watched Snowpiercer one too many times.

Read more at thedailybeast.

St Bart’s, the Caribbean Island that’s a favorite getaway spot for celebrities, is shutting down to comply with French coronavirus protocols. The island has seen a surge in COVID cases and only has one hospital. Celebrities will now have to chose between staying home or going to Pedophile Island.

Read more at nypost.com.

Madden has stimulated the Super Bowl and it has KC winning 37-27. They cover and hit the over. Start placing your bets now.

Spokesplayer here to give you the only #SBLV Prediction that matters…

We’ve got:
🐐 TDs
🐆 Speed
🏈 Sacks & INTs

And an ending you’ll have to see to believe 👀 #Madden21 pic.twitter.com/OdBFVtyAj0

— Madden NFL 21 (@EAMaddenNFL) February 3, 2021

This Buc’s hype song makes KC’s Run It Back look like hot garbage.

Nicholas, the resident dolphin at The Clearwater Marine Aquarium, has picked the Kansas City Chiefs to win The Super Bowl. Since 2017, Nick has accurately picked the winners of the The World Series, NBA Finals, The World Cup and The Super Bowl twice. Bucs fans tried to bribe him with extra fish but it didn’t sway him.

Read more at patch.

Nostalgia always plays big in Super Bowl ads and this celeb studded commercial for Miracle Gro ends big with John Travolta and his daughter re-creating the dance he did with Olivia Newton John in the movie Grease.

And to think for years we were worried that John Travolta was a sell out.

Read more at nypost.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler with Tina and Amy splitting coasts. Fey will be in New York City and Poehler will be in Beverly Hills.

Always thought those two were bi.

Read more at apnews.

I volunteer as tribute!!!

Read more at cnn.

Morgan Wallen issued an apology after being captured on video using the N-word during a night of partying. Cumulus Media, one of the nation’s biggest radio chains for country music, has dropped the country star, despite the fact that Wallen’s album has been No. 1 on the Billboard Album Charts for 3 consecutive weeks. Country music is officially the music for rednecks and racists again.

Read more at tmz.com.

The Netflix films, ‘Mank’ and ‘The Trial Of Chicago Seven’ helped Netflix crush the Golden Globe nominations. Mank led with six nominations including Best Film, Best Actor, Best Supporting Actor, Best Director, Best Screenplay and Best Score. The Trial Of The Chicago Seven is also up for Best Film Drama, Director, Supporting Actor, Screenplay and Best Song. For the 2nd year in a row, Netflix led all studios with 42 nominations, 22 for film and 20 in TV categories. Producers for Tiger King are calling BS on the nominating process.

Read more at apnews.

The new Nike Go Fly Ease lets you put on your sneakers 100% hands free.

Futuristic style mixed with sporty yet lazy convenience. What could be more 2021???

Read more at cbsnews.

Nike is releasing the Go Fly Ease. A completely laceless, touch less sneaker later in 2021. This technology will be a game changer for so many. pic.twitter.com/J3XLRq3J6U

— Michelle Bhasin (@michellebhasin) February 2, 2021

One rule we can all agree needs to be reimagined: why just one breakfast a day??

Read more at atlasobscura.

Here’s nerdy Jeff Bezos talking about his website, Amazon, back in 1997 before he was the richest human on the planet.

Via digg.

This dude in a dinghy down under felt he got attacked by a bigger boat, and he wasn’t going to take any shit. So after some good ranting and raving, he decided he was going to charge the bigger boat, and ended up under water.

Cmon mahn, if you want to start a boat fight, you’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Via reddit.

Man vs Boat from r/IdiotsFightingThings

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