Everyone’s freaking out and a safety warning has been issued after a camera caught some dude crossing a street in San Francisco while wearing an Apple Vision Pro headset.

It used to be exciting to see someone with a cell phone too.

Read more at NBC News.

We got our first photo of financial fraudster Sam Bankman Fried in jail. The photo was taken in December soon after he was found guilty of stealing $10 billion from users of his crypto exchange.

This looks like a fentanyl kickball team.

Read more at NY Post

A new study published Monday in the Journal of the American College of Cardiology found that women needed less exercise to gain the same benefit as men.

So this is life’s version of hitting off the womens tee.

Read more at cnn.

When repeatedly asked who the hell she thinks “stole” the election she lost, Kari Lake had no choice but to answer, “I don’t know who exactly stole the election, but there are a lot of people who are running elections poorly and we’ve seen the result,” Lake said, admitting she just doesn’t have a clue who dunnit.

Maybe that’s cause no one did it.

Read more at mediaite.

At a Miami Beach event, Greg Wilson did some crowd work after noticing Larsa Pippen and Marcus Jordan in the crowd. “Larsa Pippen is here with Marcus Jordan,” Greg said at the start of his roast. “You’re a legend. You’re the only person that’s ever managed to f*** up both Scottie Pippen and Michael Jordan at the same time. You’re basically the greatest New York Knick of all time,” he added. “You should be in their ring of honor.”

The best part is, this guy is dressed Florida formal.

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“We talked about stuff that was pretty earth-shattering and a lot had come to the surface and my father was having a ton of feelings,” she shared on her YouTube channel, “California Preachin’,” last week. “Of course, that made me have a ton of feelings and I remember I was up all night just weeping, and numb as well.” She said her demeanor on her wedding day to Billy Baldwin was “because my father had just revealed some really big information to me and I just felt blindsided by it,” she explained.

John Phillips was such an asshole he could fuck up a Baldwin wedding.

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Corey followed Donnell on stage at the Laugh Factory and took some shots at Rawlings calling him Mild and questioning his cred. Rawlings had enough and shouted him down from the back of the room.

Black comics be crazy.

Read more at TMZ

Nice to see your back.

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Mendes plans to direct four separate theatrical films — one on each of the members of the band.

All four will be under the bad stuff about Yoko Ono section.

Read more at deadline.

Rowland may have stood Hoda up for a planned Today Show interview, but Hoda isn’t holding any grudges. “I just want to say this,” Kotb said on-air today. “I have great love and admiration for Kelly Rowland. I adore her and I want her to come back on our show and I want her to host again

Is there a female name for cuck?

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Black comics be crazy. part 2.

Read more at sportskeeda.

A lot of people are asking questions after catching a glimpse at a photo of Machine Gun Kelly’s new tattoo. Its a layer of solid black ink across almost his entire upper torso.

Finally someone who can date Rachel Dolezal.

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