Wednesday February 17: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at February 17, 2021

WEDNESDAY 2.17

NEWS STORIES

Dominion Says It Will Sue MyPillow CEO

After multiple attempts to get Mike Lindell to back down on his election fraud claims against Dominion Voting systems, the company says it will file a lawsuit against the pillow man imminently.

One thing we know, no matter how much trouble he’s in, Mike will always get a good night’s sleep thanks to my pillow!

Criminal Charges Dismissed Against Central Park Karen

Prosecutors dismissed charges against Amy Cooper, the central park ramble walker who called the police on the black birdwatcher. Instead of facing criminal charges, the court has offered an alternative restorative justice solution, in this case, therapy.

Trump and Karen walk all in about a week. Bad week for wokies.

Trumps Statement on McConnell was Going to Be Meaner

Politico writer Sam Stein claims a source Says and Trumps attack on Mitch McConnell, which was pretty mean, was actually going to be meaner and include remarks on his chins.

Thankfully he respectfully held back simply called him a “dour, sullen, and unsmiling political hack”.

A personal familiar with the crafting of the statement confirmed that it could have been far worse. An earlier draft mocked McConnell for having multiple chins, the person said.https://t.co/0ehOqMoNdp

— Sam Stein (@samstein) February 16, 2021

SPORTS

Eli Manning Wipeout on Skiis

Former Giants QB Eli Manning posted a video of himself taking a faceful of snow while skiing with his kids this week.

Only Eli could be sacked by nobody.

Infielder Pulls Off Impossible Play

FSU’s Josie Muffley pulled off the play of the year to tag out this base stealer. Unfortunately there was a bad call, and the runner was safe.

Been caught stealing.
Once when I was 5
I enjoy stealing
It’s just as simple as that.

TMZ Posts Pacman Jones Bar Fight Video

It was an old timey movie barfight scene at a Cincy Bar when Pacman Jones was told he couldn’t come back into a bar he had just walked out of. Some witnesses said Jones started it all, while he claims the bouncer was responsible.

Or maybe he was just looking for Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde?

Lebron Convinced He Would Have Made An NFL Team During 2011 Lockout

In a recent interview with the Atlantic, Lebron James spoke about that time during the 2011 NBA lockout he considered working out for an NFL team:

“I would have made the team,” he said. “I would have tried out, but I would have made the team. One thing about it, I don’t mind working for something, so if I would have had to try out for the Cowboys or the Seahawks, or if I’d have stayed home and went back home to Cleveland, I’d have tried (out), but I would have made the team. I just know what I’m capable of doing on the football field. Especially at that age.”

Lebron may be failing to realize the amount of tackling that occurs in football, but it’s fun to fantasize about Lebron James Seahawks Tight End fanfiction.

Yet Another Met Has Been Fired Over Sexual Harassment Allegations

Mets Hitting Performance Coordinator Ryan Ellis has been fired after allegations of him sexually harassing three women have come to light. He apparently texted one woman “I stare at your ass all the time. If only I could have 15 minutes alone with you.” The Mets culture is so bad they at one point had pick up artist Mystery as their head of baseball operations.

Joe Buck Admits That He And Aikman Drank In The Booth

Joe Buck admitted that he and Troy Aikman used to drink tequila in the booth. The long time Fox broadcaster also admitted that during the MLB playoffs, he would send a runner to ‘get the biggest beer that the stadium sold’ and nurse it during the game. Buck said that he hasn’t done it a long time, but having the drink was ‘a good mental trigger to just chill’ and remind himself that he’s just calling a game. Buck wanted to introduce drinking games into the broadcast, but FOX executives weren’t buying it.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Scorsese Says Streaming and Content Producing is Ruining Film

Big Marty wrote an article for Harpers and in it says we are losing the magic of cinema as an art form. He blames the slew of content being dropped by streaming companies and networks.

1) yes, 100% agree

2) I’m going to finish reading this article right after I binge Emily in Paris

Sandler is Back on the Fairway and Still has that Happy Gilmore Swing

Looks good now but 5 min later on green he could be heard screaming, why don’t you just go to your HOME?!? Are you too good for your HOME?!?

Happy loves you all! Thanks for everything! pic.twitter.com/p1aY9JcFWh

— Adam Sandler (@AdamSandler) February 16, 2021

Bella Thorne Makes Out With Porn Star Abella Danger For Her Instagram

Bella Thorne posted a couple of videos of her making out with porn star Abella Danger. You’d think she’d save this content for her Only Fans.

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Michael Jackson Loved Crank Calling The Hulk

Lou Ferrigno, Jr said that Michael Jackson used to train with his father, Lou Ferrigno a frequent guest at their house. The S.W.A.T star also claimed that The King Of Pop loved crank calling The Incredible Hulk star. Ferrigno would get even by power lifting Bubbles during workouts.

Lawyers Claim Ghislaine Maxwell Was Abused By A Guard During Searches

Lawyers for Ghislaine Maxwell are accusing the guards at Metropolitan Detention Center of sleep deprivation, bad food, and physical abuse during a pat down searches. They also claim that Maxwell is ‘withering to a shell’ from the dramatic weight loss and her hair is failing out from the stress. Attorneys are hoping the Uncle Fester defense will get her out on bail.

VIRAL VIRAL

How Many Donuts are in a Dozen!?!?!?

This Karen visiting a Dunkies somewhere in America doesn’t know how to wear a mask, and she has no clue what the word dozen means.

Aw honey, you think you’ve been eating a 12 donuts a week, don’t you. This explains so much, like that sugar rage you’re walking around with.

Via digg.

@princess__natt

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