Those snooty Pfizer vaxxers now have the bragging rights. The FDA has completed its full review of the vaccine, and has given its full approval.

Now all the people who aren’t vaxxed need to find another excuse.

Read more at Food and Drug

Now that the former president has recommended vaccines, Jones has done an about face after years of supporting Donald Trump. Jones has been peddling the idea that the vax will create mutants and now accused Donald of being a puppet for the left.

First he turns on Joe Rogan, now Trump. I’m starting to think that this Alex Jones is a little crazy.

Read more at Huffpost.

In Iraan, nearly half its population has hit by COVID-19 so the entire town has shut down.

Remember when that happened in NY and everyone called us pussies?

Read more at USA Today.

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Despite being double vaccinated, wearing a mask, and taking all the precautions I could… I tested positive for COVID. I don’t have any symptoms, but am staying in until I get the green light from the Docs. I will be ready to go for @49ers. on 9/12 @Lions

The Chicago Bears couldn’t catch him, but covid can.

Despite being double vaccinated, wearing a mask, and taking all the precautions I could… I tested positive for COVID. I don't have any symptoms, but am staying in until I get the green light from the Docs. I will be ready to go for @49ers on 9/12 @Lions @NFL pic.twitter.com/K13d32wEzv

— Barry Sanders (@BarrySanders) August 20, 2021

The Vegas Aces had a trip from Hell to Connecticut and arrived too late to get dinner, so they ate at Walmart.

Women athletes have every right to bitch.

Read more at Insider.

Alabama booed Trump when he suggested that people should get vaccinated, and Barkely is pissed at the good people of Bama.

“I actually saw when President Trump was there this weekend – and Alabama’s a Trump stronghold – and they booed him for telling people to take the vaccine. I mean, if that’s not the ultimate hypocrisy and stupidity, I just don’t know what is.”

Charles you lived there you don’t know how dumb they are yet?

Read more at mediaite.

After being voted the fourth most offensive mascott in the league, ND tried to explain that the “leprechaun, of course, is symbolic of the Fighting Irish and intentionally a caricature. It also originated — in England — as a derisive symbol of Irish people, which Irish-Americans – including those at Notre Dame — again have turned back on former oppressors as a sign of celebration and triumph. In both the upraised fists of the leprechaun mascot and the use of the word ‘fighting,’ the intent is to recognize the determination of the Irish people and, symbolically, the university’s athletes.”

There is no comparison between Notre Dame’s nickname and mascot and the Indian and warrior names (and) mascots used by other institutions such as the NFL team formerly known as the Redskins. None of these institutions were founded or named by Native Americans who sought to highlight their heritage by using names and symbols associated with their people.”

Okayyyy. When’s the last time you had an Irishman in your university or on your football team?

Read more at People.

Someone put together a hilarious look at photographers getting too close to the action.

This is always the most entertaining part of any game.

Even without the body slam, a look inside a Bills wedding is unsettling.

This is football’s answer to the juggalos.

I have to say there aren't many People I would take a Rock Bottom for. @notonelikeme is one of those people I would, especially when he requests it on his Wedding Day! Yes that's the DJ who came out and lit me up. Good times 😂🤣 #BillsMafia #JoshAllen #BuffaloBills pic.twitter.com/exzXqoaKkk

— Dave (@Dlukacz9) August 23, 2021

A dude wanted to surprise his nephew for his Bar Mitzvah, so he contacted Shaq to see if he would make a video for the kid. Shaq went all in with a video incorporating all the Jewiness he could handle. Which wasn’t much, he failed on melody and lyrics for Hava Nagila, and for some reason wished him a happy New Year. If he had one Jewish friend he would have just said Mazel Tov.

Wait till Jews get the bill on the Shaq endorsement. He doesn’t come cheap.

Read more at TMZ.

After Mike Richards stepped down as Jeopardy’s new host, his temporary replacement, Mayim Bialik is already taking heat for unearthed statements made years ago.

No wonder we can’t get our political shit together. If we can’t seem to find anyone good enough to host a quiz show, how are we supposed to elect a decent president?

Read more at Yahoo.

West wants to be legally known as Ye.

We’d prefer he change his name to what we’re all saying about him daily: “No.”

Read more at Pitchfork

During a New York Times interview while promoting his new documentary about NYC from 9/11 to now, Spike Lee said he’s got a lot of questions about the official 9/11 position.

Aren’t the questions supposed to happen BEFORE you put a doc out?

Read more at Mediaite.

In a new interview, Only Fans CEO Tim Stokely said ”We had no choice“ referring to the decision to ban porn from Only Fans. He said the banks forced his hand.

Porn always wins.

Read more at The Wrap.

A woman in the UK agreed to allow an unnamed VIP to land his heli in her yard, and was shocked to see Tom Cruise come rolling out. She thought it would be cool for her kids to see a helicopter land, and then got the added surprise of a superstar visit. Cruise even offered the kids a ride in the copter.

Yeah this is how they get kids into scientology. .

Read more at People.

A sly reporter got J.B. Smoove confirm what we all suspected: that Tobey Maguire is in the upcoming Spider-Man Movie

JB. Not Smoove.

THERE YOU GO. JB Smoove officially confirms that Tobey Maguire is in ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’!

Feige’s hitlist keeps on growing 😂 pic.twitter.com/8UPCP92mD3

— DR Movie News 📽 (@DRMovieNews1) August 23, 2021

Andrew Cuomo won the Founders Award last year for his effective use of television during the pandemic, but now “His name and any reference to his receiving the award will be eliminated from International Academy material going forward.”

No worries, he had already left it behind with his dog.

Read more at tmz.

What’s a cracker jack? Well apparently they’re some kind of snack that come in a bag.

A bag??? I blame their parents.

The headline says it all. Maybe too much.

Does it really matter what color the bear is? Come on its 2021.

Read more at USA Today

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