The “Hard landing” was so bad a flight attendant thought they crashed, and suffered a compression fracture to one of her vertebrae.

Southwest, we’re breaking our back to get you there on time.

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Ex-Special Agent Michael Tabman said ‘I think somebody gave them information indicating that these documents are there.” He added, ‘I think there was inside information – call it an informant if you want. I believe either someone told them something or some other information was stumbled upon, which was kind of conclusive in their minds that they had to go now to get that or they’re not getting it.’

We know it was you Jared.

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Someone paid 7.25 million for a very rare Honus Wagner card in a private sale, setting a new record for the sale of a sports trading card. The former record was set a year ago when another Wagner card sold for 6.6 million.

This is the crypto of baseball cards.

Read more at ESPN

A Little League pitcher accidentally beaned a batter in the noggin and when the kid fell the ground, the pitcher was devastated. The batter saw this, and went over to give him a hug, and the internet swooned

This kid is perfectly set up to be a housewife in the 1950s.

Read more at NY Post

"Hey, you're doing just great"

Oklahoma little leaguer gets hit in the head and then comforts the pitcher who is shaken up afterward pic.twitter.com/hYYLiy511K

— Jomboy (@Jomboy_) August 9, 2022

If they don’t test him for steroids….

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These 12 year olds are so good now 😅 pic.twitter.com/ciX9RQdUto

— Weston Lombard (@wlombo32) August 8, 2022

The NFL could have decided on an appropriate punishment for Deshaun Watson, but they passed the buck to a retired judge to make an impartial decision. Now Goodell doesn’t like the results and says Deshaun needs a minimum of a year on the beach.

Guess we’re gonna hear about this every day of the season.

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Formerly known as Mechelle Voepel, has come out as Transgender and announced his name will now be M.A. Voepel. “In sports media, we’re lucky to tell stories of others’ journeys. We have our own, too. Part of mine is being transgender, and I’m transitioning to male,” Voepel tweeted Tuesday. “Byline now M.A. Voepel, pronouns he/him. Please feel free to call me Voepel, MV, Michael, Mike; I’m good with them all.

Congrats ESPN you just lost Ron Desantis and Dave Chappelle.

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Lynch looked half asleep in his mugshot taken shortly after his DUI arrest. Cops believed he was under the influence when they arrested him.

In his defense, just because you look drunk doesn’t mean you are.

Read more at TMZ

Williams announced she’s retiring from Tennis. She explained in an essay for Vogue that she’s going to focus on raising a family and other business ventures.

Her father’s going to slap Chris Rock at her retirement dinner.

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Depp is the new brand ambassador for Dior’s Sauvage cologne. He is reportedly being paid seven figures for the endorsement.

How’d they come up with a cologne that smells like cocaine?

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An insider close to Pete told People Magazine, “The attention and negativity coming from Kanye and his antics is a trigger for [Pete] and he’s had to seek out help.”

If only Kanye would go to trauma therapy we’d all be better off.

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Some new details have emerged about why Savage was fired from the reboot of his hit series The Wonder Years. Multiple women have accused him of having a dark alter ego particularly around the below the line employees, and at least one specific incident of sexual harassment.

Maybe he was just covering for Paul?

Read more at THR

The star of the upcoming The Flash is in trouble again, this time, arrested for trying to rob a house on May 1 in Stamford Vermont.

This is the greatest movie promotion of all time.

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It’s been a strong summer for cinema, but it looks like box office bliss is already dying down. “As great as the summer has been, we’re about to hit a lull,” one chief revenue officer for a theater chain said. “The problem isn’t that people don’t want to go to theaters. We don’t have movies to show in August or September.”

How’s that different from every other year?

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Only a year after Taika and Rita started dating, the two have reportedly tied the knot. No one seems to have info about a wedding, but they were both wearing wedding bands in a recent photo.

I now pronounce you annoying and wife.

Read more at Eonline

Cabello is dating Austin Kevitch, the head of Lox Club after breaking up with Sean Mendes

Free lox and bagels for life. Yes!

Read more at Daily Mail.

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A tiktok video purports to show a groom outting his wife’s infidelity with a video of the sex act, during his wedding. To make things worse, she was cheating with her pregnant sister’s husband.

The only reason people don’t think this is fake is because they’re speaking Chinese.

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