Tucker Carlson went on a ridiculous rant on his tv show this week, saying viewers need to confront people wearing masks outdoors. The only people who wear masks outside are zealots and neurotics, he said. He wants people to confront mask wearers and ask them to remove them, and if they won’t, you should call 911 or child services.

Glad we don’T want the government in our lives, eh Tuck?

Read more at theatlantic.

Tucker Carlson is now telling his audience to harass people who wear face masks outside.

If they see children wearing masks, Tucker says the response should be no different than when you see a kid being abused — "call the police immediately, contact child protective services" pic.twitter.com/4svVH0JY3s

— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) April 27, 2021

A racist asshole got arrested for being a threating racist after a video went viral of him screaming all the worst words at a black woman who was a Door Dash driver. Oh and he also said he had an AK-47 in the car and that he would blow her fucking head off.

Hope the guys in jail don’t have wifi :::waves:::

Read more and watch the video at mediaite.

UPDATE:

* Fired from job.
* Evicted from the apartment he bragged about paying $1,000/month to live in.
* Under police investigation for threats (assault) and possible weapons violations.

All < 24 hours after this racist pig went all KKK on a Black Door Dash driver & her child. https://t.co/xhPKQYE901

— Polar Ginger (@PolarGinger) April 22, 2021

A Michigan police training lecture was cancelled after this video started circulating showing Dave Grossman telling officers that “the best sex” happens after you’ve killed someone. The Michigan event was intended to address mental health concerns that officers may face after killing someone on-duty.

Countdown to the defund the police hashtag. 3…2…1..

Read more at The Daily Beast.

Dave Grossman, who trains police departments across the nation, tells a group of cops, the best sex is after killing a person. He calls it a “perk of the job,” followed by laughter from the police in attendance.

This is policing in America. pic.twitter.com/QkaEVOQcUX

— Travis Akers (@travisakers) April 22, 2021

VisuWell CEO Sam Johnson, mocked a teenage boy who was wearing a dress to his Prom, and called him disgusting. Now VisuWell is getting a new CEO and Sam Johnson is getting fired.

Too bad Visuwell doesn’t have an HR Deptartment.

Read more at NY Post.

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— Jacob Geittmann (@jacobgeittmann2) April 25, 2021

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— Jacob Geittmann (@jacobgeittmann2) April 25, 2021

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— 🇺🇸Misty Bluewave 2022🇺🇸 (@Prince3eb) April 26, 2021

This guy made a very adorable realistic video rental store in his basement.

Let me guess…Is the adult section in the bathroom?

Read more at NY Times.

Looking for an outlet during the pandemic, Brian Hogan, a barber in Des Moines, Iowa, came up with a home-improvement project “to keep my sanity.”

The result: The Video Bunker, an old-school video store built in his basement. https://t.co/YVOZODthZl pic.twitter.com/RwwHZ0TSdp

— The New York Times (@nytimes) April 27, 2021

YouTuber Built A Video Store In Their Basement – Welcome To Nostalgia #videostore #nostalgia video→ https://t.co/RZ8W7EA5Ky pic.twitter.com/LuJ8V02JHA

— SubtleTV (@SubtleTV) April 27, 2020

The '90s-era video rental store of your dreams still exists—in some guy's basement https://t.co/FLTg17yYaE pic.twitter.com/rIrea7by7d

— The A.V. Club (@TheAVClub) December 6, 2019

A video from a 2012 hunting trip was just released showing LaPierre, the head of the National Rifle Association is a poor marksman who couldn’t get the kill on an immobilized elephant.

At this rate it would kill him 19 years to kill a rabbit.

Read more at The New Yorker

Ephemeral Tattoo, a brand new Brooklyn tattoo parlor is the first of its kind to offer ink that will fake over the course of nine to fifteen months. This is great for people who keep getting breaking up right after getting a tattoo to commemorate a new relationship.

Pete Davidson, pay attention. This is perfect for you.

Read more at design taxi.

Some people are upset about the Fat Boots Trailer Park Bar opening in Houston, calling the concept misogynistic and classist. The white trash themed joint will serve cocktails like the “Porch Possum” and the “First of the Month” in Spaghettio cans with snacks like Twinkies.

“Fat Boots Flamingos,” are staffers who will be dancing on the bar in Daisy Duke type attire.

Adults just want to drink. We don’t need a theme park.

Read more at eater.

Great news, vaccinated individuals do not need to wear masks outdoors unless you’re in a tight crowd.

Next CDC will release tips on how to repurpose your mask into the perfect 2021 summer bikini.

Read more at apnews.

The school has announced a policy against employing anyone who has been Covid vaccinated. If any teachers have already been vaccinated they must inform the school that they already received the shot. Those staffers and teachers will be kept away from students.

Best education money can buy, here at Covid High! And they just named their gym after Tucker Carlson.

Read more at NBC New York.

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Back on March 3rd the Cards QB said he was almost 100% sure he saw a UFO and now he wants everyone to know he’s not crazy, and the Navy backs him up. “It’s real, I saw it, I’m glad the Navy finally confirmed some more pictures and now everybody doesn’t think I’m as crazy. I believe!”

We’re not laughing at you. We’re only giggling cause you sound like Nate Bargatze when you talk.

Read more at mediaite.

Rockets player Sterling Brown and teammate, Kevin Porter Jr., are seen in this video having an animated conversation after Brown got into a fight outside The Booby Trap strip club. Brown was later hospitalized. The body cam video is muted, due to a police investigation over the interaction.

Well the Booby Trap certainly lived up to its name.

SLATER SCOOP: Rockets’ Sterling Brown shown full of blood in body-cam video outside Miami strip club.

His teammate, Kevin Porter Jr., and cops appear to have an animated discussion before Brown gets treatment from paramedics.

(Note: Audio muted by police) pic.twitter.com/DlMcoHzPco

— Andy Slater (@AndySlater) April 27, 2021

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Everyone’s watching this resurfaced clip of an episode of VH1’s “The Fabulous Life of…” featuring Jeffrey Epstein.

“35 seconds in and you’re thinking, this won’t get worse. But it does,”

Watch till the end, and you’ll find out who killed him.

35 seconds in and you're thinking, this won't get worse. But it does pic.twitter.com/01dLmwf4KR

— Eoin Higgins (@EoinHiggins_) April 27, 2021

Martin Scorsese’s daughter pulled him into a TikTok vid to tease him for being out of touch with the products she uses on a regular basis.

Alright, now the daughter should have to do mob trivia.

Via digg.

Film Twitter is just not on TikTok enough to know that Martin Scorsese has been busy guessing at feminine products pic.twitter.com/s82MyNkbhl

— 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐫 (@treytylor) April 27, 2021

Elon musk trolled Jeff Bezos for losing NASA contract to SpaceX. He says Bezos can’t get it up. (To orbit)

Okay Elon, it’s true you have no problem getting it up but you just can’t seem to finish, can you?

Can’t get it up (to orbit) lol

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 26, 2021

The annual desert spirituality and drug fest will not take place in 2021, but will resume in 2022.

So what is Joe Rogen supposed to do until then?

Read more at abcnews.

Citizen Kane will now be considered a 99% fresh movie on Rotten Tomatos. It lost a percent point when the website found and added an 80 yr old negative review.

99%?? Why bother? Just put on BioDome.

Read more at boingboing.

No one would suspect that a pasty-faced weirdo would be that pastier-faced weirdo.

Read more at buzzfeednews.

On an IG live with @mosseri, Mark Zuckerberg says he had this much sunscreen on because he noticed paparazzi tailing him and thought it would fool them into thinking it wasn’t him pic.twitter.com/NFVIrMrpJ9

— Alex Heath (@alexeheath) April 27, 2021

Honestly they should have gone with the working title, House of the Tits and Dragons.

Read more at deadline.

Roundabouts, aka traffic circles are great for helping the flow of traffic at major intersections, unless you put them in a place where nobody has ever seen one before.

Next lets try putting a plow and a wheat thrasher in downtown Newark.

Read more at boingboing.

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