The new law provides for higher penalties for riot-adjacent crimes like assault, battery, burglary, theft, battery against a law enforcement officer and damaging or defacing of memorials or historic property.

Maybe you should just try to clean up spring break before you take on the big league stuff.

Read more at cnn.

Elon says Auto Pilot not to blame in the driverless accident that killed two people this weekend. He slammed the WSJ saying a private citizen did better research than the news outlet, and says that car doesn’t have the kind of autopilot that would engage without a driver in the seat. But we all know people find ways around safety protocols.

Never forget Elon, you’re making cars for really dumb people.

Read more at TMZ

Your research as a private individual is better than professionals @WSJ!

Data logs recovered so far show Autopilot was not enabled & this car did not purchase FSD.

Moreover, standard Autopilot would require lane lines to turn on, which this street did not have.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 19, 2021

If you were signed up to get a needle on Tuesday, you might have a chance at a visit from marijuana activist Todd Hinden who was giving out free weed.

Remember when smoking weed would lead to needles?

Read more at TMZ.

Apple’s big event on Tuesday announced a new iPad Pro, tracking devices, and that the iPhone 12 will Come in Purple.

That’ll be so awesome to know deep inside your phone case, it’s purple under there.

New iPhone 12 color is coming on April 30th. What do you think of it? #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/rHkJmGEaiz

— AppleInsider (@appleinsider) April 20, 2021

All those hours of experience caring for your NeoPet is finally about to pay off!

Read more at sportico.com.

Their best feature is the sound the make when they explode.

Read more at SI.com.

The Raiders posted one of the worst responses to the Derek Chauvin verdict, tweeting an image that said “I Can Breathe” with the date. It seems nobody at the Raiders realized what a bad post it was, because it stayed up for hours and was even pinned. #tonedeaf

This has Gruden’s fingerprints all over it.

pic.twitter.com/eeWbMYHK3U

— Las Vegas Raiders (@Raiders) April 20, 2021

The shirts on the right were worn by police & their supporters after an illegal police chokehold had Eric Garner saying, “I can’t breathe” 11 times – before it killed him. George Floyd said, “I can’t breathe” 20+ times before he was murdered. @Raiders, PLEASE take this down. https://t.co/J0nytDk9qb

— Aditi Kinkhabwala (@AKinkhabwala) April 21, 2021

The raiders media team tomorrow: pic.twitter.com/Cvhe7kIL1V

— 𝙻𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚗 ❄️ (@TraeTooIcy) April 21, 2021

the oakland raiders wouldn't have tweeted this

— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) April 20, 2021

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— Paladin Amber (@PaladinAmber) April 20, 2021

😢 – KH pic.twitter.com/LWkC6NOk4w

— Blockbuster Plus (@BlockbusterPlus) April 21, 2021

who can

— Katie Nolan (@katienolan) April 21, 2021

The Miami Heat is concerned about the performance of superstar rookie Tyler Herro who had a massive year last year but not much of a follow up this season. Insiders are worried about his personal life and whether the celebrity factor is having a negative effect.

In the time It takes to spell your name you can go from Herro to Zero.

Read more at NBC

Back in 2017 when the New England Patriots traded Jimmy Garoppolo seems to have inspired the famous head coach to go team shopping. He spoke to the Giants, the Redskins and the Dolphins about 2018 head coaching opportunities.

He was saying belli-check please!

Read more at bleacherreport.

Last December Nugent told his followers we were in a “scamming pandemic” that wasn’t real, and the vaccine wasn’t real either. “I’m sorry. I ain’t taking no vaccine. You come at me with a needle, and I will be in fear of my life.”

Fast forward to this week, Nugent spent ten days sick before testing positive for Covid, and said “I felt like I was dying.”

Looks like ANTIFA got to Sweaty Teddy. Welcome to the Deep State.

Read more at Rock Cellar Magazine.

Netflix’s lead is decreasing as other streamers rise in prominence and new players enter the market. Disney+, HBO Max, Paramount+ and AppleTV+, are joining Amazon Prime Video and Hulu as competition.

Too bad Netflix didn’t figure this out before they spent half a billion on one season of LOTR.

Read more at NYTimes.

Last Thursday Pat snuck one by the contestant AND the audience, accidentally revealing the puzzle in the bonus round.

Quite Frankly, Pat, you stink.

Publisher Simon & Schuster says they’re in the business of publishing books, and they’re not bailing on a deal with former VP Mike Pence.

The books are going to be bought in bulk by the Republican Party and then no one will read them. So everyone wins.

Read more at The Hill.

How many of these poll results if read by each couple end in celebrity divorce??

Read more at buzzfeed.

Clearly science has told us, no one can get covid while looking attractive on television.

Read more at dailymail.

Young people are checking out Gramparents, an Instagram page showing off stylish elders, and old is in

The Corey’s were ahead of their time with “Dream a Little Dream”. Of course now they’re the old people.

Read more at WSJ

https://www.instagram.com/gramparents/

everything

This kid is only two years old and he’s got that map locked down.

Unfortunately all the other kids have GPS and they’re outside playing.

Via Digg.

everything

A new study has found that nearly a third of gay youths have attempted suicide, which is higher than prior generations.

The other 2/3 are having a ball.

Read more at nbcnews.

Oh Alabama, will you ever move with the times?? You’re stuck in a past and we’re all high AF.

Read more at rollingstone.