MyPillow Guy’s “Free Speech” platform Frank launches next week and there’s a lot of rules. Nothing can break the ten commandments, which means you cannot take the Lord’s name in vain, there’s no porn, no nudity, and even NO LYING? “You’re not going to be able to swear. There will be four words for sure you can’t say: You can’t say the C-word, the N-word, the F-word, and you can’t use God’s name in vain. What a concept, right?”

Wow how incredibly free! Just make sure you also don’t post anything about how you think Casper Pillows are best.

Read more at The Daily Beast

Mike Lindell announces that his new "free speech" social media platform will ban swearing and taking the Lord's name in vain because it's a "Judeo-Christian platform." https://t.co/cJ2o4Yyu8e pic.twitter.com/Pm4pb7IXTX

— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) April 13, 2021

Is a UK Site called Tattie.Life the most toxic place on the Internet? According to Boing Boing, its a place “where people gather to insult and tear down UK internet celebrities, influencers, bloggers and other easy targets.”

Before we pick a winner tho, can we please hear from wackbag.com.

Read more at boingboing.

The Washington Football Team just signed a Chilean basketball player to Tight End. Sammis Reyes is also being called the most athletic size adjusted TE in the history of the NFL, if you go by the RAS system.

Let’s see how good of an athlete he is once he gets laid out.

Read more at Bleacher Reports

A Chilean basketball player who briefly played hoops at Tulane recently tested as the most-athletic size-adjusted TE to ever enter the NFL, per the RAS system (h/t @MathBomb)

And yes, that includes Kyle Pitts pic.twitter.com/5LOzTLP7RS

— Thor Nystrom (@thorku) April 7, 2021

Rob Gronkowski believes Julian Edelman is going to flip his decision to retire from the NFL and join the Tampa Bay Buccaneers where multiple former New England Patriot teammates migrated. Earlier this week Edelman retired after the Patriots released him from his contract.

Dude, how cool you said 69.

Read more at TMZ.

Soooo Surge like the 90s soda but the same concept as Four Loko. What’s your next product, White ClawcaCola???

Read more at mlive.

Jaleel White aka Steve Urkel announces that his “Purple Urkle” Cannabis Brand, will be available this month.

We’re happy for Jaleel just hoping Kimmy Gibbler is next.

Read more at forbes.com.

Jake Paul says he did not sexually assault Tik Tok star Justine Paradise, and says he will pursue legal action against anyone who made false accusations.

Excuse us Jake, it’s just really hard to believe you about anything,

Read more at people.

Russell Wilson and Ciara will host NBC’s “Roll Up Your Sleeves” TV special on Sunday. Celebs on board include Barack Obama and Joe Biden, Charles Barkley, Shaquille O’Neal, Dr. Anthony Fauci , Eva Longoria, Billy Crystal, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Jennifer Lopez, Faith Hill, Ken Jeong, Matthew McConaughey, Demi Lovato and more.

What, no Britney Spears?

Read more at TMZ.

Super Model Porzokova will grace the cover of Vogue at the age of 56, wearing just a mesh little nothing. The supermodel is 56.

“I hope I look that good when I’m 56” said everybody who didn’t look that good they were 22.

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Disney has announced that their notoriously strict rules about hair, nails, jewelry and more are loosening up to make the parks a more inclusive and welcoming place. Characters will be allowed to make more gender inclusive costume choices. Appropriate Tattoos will be permitted to be visible.

“Our new approach provides greater flexibility with respect to forms of personal expression surrounding gender-inclusive hairstyles, jewelry, nail styles, and costume choices; and allowing appropriate visible tattoos,” wrote D’Amaro. “We’re updating them to not only remain relevant in today’s workplace, but also enable our cast members to better express their cultures and individuality at work.”

Cool, call us when you have a boy princess.

Read more at buzzfeednews.

Mick and Dave released Easy Sleezey, and there’s a lot of talk about pandemics lockdowns and vaccines.

We took it on the chin/The numbers were so grim/Bossed around by pricks/Stiffen upper lips
Pacing in the yard/You’re trying to take the Mick/You must think I’m really thick/Looking at the graphs/With a magnifying glass/Cancel all the tours/Football’s fake applause
No more travel brochures/Virtual premiers/I’ve got nothing left to wear

Looking out from these prison walls/You got to rob Peter if you’re paying Paul/But it’s easy, easy/Everything’s going to get really freaky/Alright, on the night/Soon it’ll be a memory you’re trying to remember to forget…

That’s a pretty mask/But never take a chance/Tik Tok stupid dance/Took a Samba class

I landed on my ass/Trying to write a tune/You better hook me up to Zoom/See my poncey books/Teach myself to cook/Way too much TV/It’s lobotomising me

Think I’ve put on weight/I’ll have another drink/Then I’ll clean the kitchen sink
We’ll escape from these prison walls/Open the windows and open the doors
But it’s easy, easy/Everything’s going to get really freaky
Alright, on the night/It’s gonna be a garden of earthly delights
Yeah it’s easy, sleazy/Everything’s smooth and greasy

Easy, believe me/It’ll only be a memory you’re trying to remember to forget
Shooting the vaccine/Bill Gates is in my blood stream
It’s mind control/The earth is flat and cold/It’s never warming up
The Arctic’s turned to slush/The second’s coming late/And there’s aliens in the deep state

Okay boomer.

Some say this Chinese drinkable dessert is the next big trend. Bowls of chilled, translucent jelly that provides a blank canvas for rich sweet toppings like brown sugar syrup, crushed salty peanuts, or sweet fermented rice.

Does it come in bat flavor?

Read more at foodandwine.

When people talk about asteroids and comets, you have zero concept what we’re talking about, and so you can’t really have proper nightmares about them colliding with the Earth. This cool new visual video will help you with that.

Oh you said ass-troids? I thought we were going to be looking at hemorrhoids.

The internet is PISSED about this new ranking of states that put New Jersey way at the bottom of actual states, followed by Washington DC for dead last.

Don’t be sad D.C., you’re probably not last because you’re hated… just not respected as a state.

Via digg.

Here’s how Americans rank the 50 states, per YouGov.https://t.co/PRKFDASEJa pic.twitter.com/9RPQUZS5zy

— Kevin Robillard (@Robillard) April 13, 2021

How is Every Day is Beer Day not on this list?!

Via digg.

If you’ve ever looked at cave paintings and thought- what were those guys smoking, you beat these scientists to the punch. A new study of prehistoric cave painters published in the Journal of Archaeology, Consciousness, and Culture says that conditions in those caves had such reduced oxygen that they very likely induced hypoxia, and altered states of consciousness.

They were also caveman.

Read more at boingboing.