Uber announced residents of Toronto over the age of 19 will now be able to get weed delivered to their home via Uber Eats.

Expect car jacking to skyrocket.

Read more at the Hill.

Steve Bannon and his lawyers are arguing that he shouldn’t face jail time for his contempt of a federal subpoena. He said he was just following….advice…and should not be held responsible. “Should a person who has spent a lifetime listening to experts – as a naval officer, investment banker, corporate executive, and Presidential advisor – be jailed for relying on the advice of his lawyers?”

Yep, that’s exactly how it works. Just ask poor people.

Read more at mediaite.

“Today, I’m announcing millions of people working and middle-class folks can apply and get this relief. And it’s simple and it’s now. It’s easy,” Biden said. “This is a game changer for millions of Americans … and it took an incredible amount of effort to get this website done in such a short time.”

Except for those dummies who paid off every penny on time.

Read more at CNN

Looks like when Trump traveled to his own properties, dragging a secret service detail behind him, his hotels racked up a TON of money overcharging the security team. Eric Trump said in 2017 that Trump properties were only charging the secret service agents $50 a room, but in fact they were sometimes charged over $1000 a night. “In one case, the hotel charged the Secret Service $1,160 a night for a room used while protecting Eric Trump in 2017.”

What do you expect? Uncle Sam was paying.

Read more at NY Times

Piers Morgan asked the man who shot Ronald Reagan if he killed James Brady. Hinckley answered, “I would say yes,”

All we had to do was let him out for a while?

Read more at NY Post.

During an NBC interview with Kristen Welker, Herschel Walker explained that the badge he flashed was “honorary” but still valid. “Everyone can make fun, but this badge gives me the right…If anything happened in this county, I have the right to work with the police getting things done,” Walker said.

Okay we get it now. You also got wings so you’re a junior pilot too.

Read more at mediaite.

Governor Phil Murphy offered big congrats to the PHillies and the Eagles for big wins this weekend, but gave no love to the Giants and Jets, and Twitter blew up over the slight.

Don’t you miss when this was what we considered a political scandal?

Read more at mediaite.

The Chargers and the Broncos can really pull in a crowd on a Monday night.

Check in on Twitter.

LA traffic, west coast start time, idk but look at the crowd pic.twitter.com/E0sU96GXOE

— JACK SETTLEMAN (@jacksettleman) October 18, 2022

Woman Accuses Jerry Jones Of Forcibly Making Out With Her In Front Of Players

An anonymous woman is bringing Jerry Jones to court after he allegedly forcibly made out with her and groped her in 2018 at AT&T Stadium in front of players and coaches.

Maybe we can lose Jerry and Snyder in the same year.

Read more at barstool.

Some teams will only set you back $100 for four tickets, hot dogs, sodas, beer and parking. Other teams you’ll be paying about $600 for the same exprience.

This is a place to cheer for your teams to lose.

Read more at Digg

Monday during the Anthony Rapp civil trial against Kevin Spacey for sexual misconduct, Spacey testified, saying “My father was a white supremacist and a neo-Nazi.” He also said his father shamed him over his sexuality. “My father would scream at me don’t be a — he would use an f-word that is very derogatory to the gay community I won’t say it in court,” Spacey said. “As I continued in my life, I think I just, I had a degree of shame because I wanted people to remember the characters that I played and not know too much about me.”

And you’re saying that’s why you molested kids?

Read more at mediaite.

Keith McNally banned James Corden from his restaurant, Balthazar, after calling Corden “a tiny cretin of a man” and “the most abusive customer to a server” in the restaurant’s 25 year history. Corden screamed after there was some egg white in his wife’s egg yolk omelet, and then was replaced with the wrong side. There was a prior incident that involved Corden’s wrath after he found a hair in a salad.

Oh JC, you’re gonna be seeing a lot of pube salads going forward .

Read more at TMZ

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The current wife of the governor of California accused Harvey Weinstein of sexually assaulting her 20 years ago. But Weinstein plans to defend against her claim by saying he and Ms. Siebold were having consensual relations.

If anyone’s believable it’s Harvey Weinstein.

Read more at Deadline

After years of rumors of beef between these two ladies, Hailey and Selena posed together for what looks like a fun happy good time.

Justin Beiber has already jacked to this pic four times.

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Oh no. That’s not hugging.

Read more at NY Post

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