Tuesday November 23: Daily Links

TUESDAY 11.23
NEWS STORIES
At Least 100 QAnon Still Waiting For JFK Jr.
A Q crowd assembled on the anniversary of JFK’s assasination. They’re waiting for Jr. to return to help install Trump back in the White House. They’ve been there three weeks waiting for his arrival. They’re convinced he faked his death.
Why is JFK Jr. always so late?
At least 100 QAnon supporters convinced JFK is coming back are still in Dallas. Today they stood on a bridge over Dealey Plaza for the anniversary of the assassination, but JFK and JFK Jr. never showed. pic.twitter.com/fJTbc7p7iT
— Will Sommer (@willsommer) November 22, 2021
Strip Club Has to Shut Auditions Down After Too Many Girls Showed Up
Over 1,000 women showed up to answer the call for dancer auditions at Club Ice in Las Vegas. Organizers were freaked that an “Astroworld” situation could result, so they shut down the audition.
Vegas is the Broadway of titties.
Michael Cohen Takes Gig with Kanye West
Donald Trumps former lawyer just got freed from house arrest, and he’s signed on with Kanye West as a “fixer.” What that means isn’t completely clear. Cohen said, “One thing that I’ve done very well, virtually my entire life, was help resolve issues for people, we’ll call it being a fixer, right?”
If you do the same job for Ye as you did for Te, enjoy your next trip to prison.
Tusk Found 150 Miles off Cali Coast
An ancient tusk was found deep in the Pacific Ocean
Oh God, please tell us sharks aren’t growing tusks.
Roger Stone, Alex Jones Subpoena'ed to Testify
The January 6 committee has sent out subpoenas to Stone and Jones to testify before the committee.
Can’t we just save time and fast forward to the contempt proceedings now?
After 187 Years, Thomas Jefferson Statue Leaves NYC's City Hall
The Thomas Jefferson statue that’s been in New York City’s City Hall for 187 years has been removed and been given to the New York Historical Society on a long term loan. The vote to remove the statue was a private one and there was even an attempt to not have any pictures taken of its removal. We did it guys, we finally got him. Fuck you Jefferson. New Yorkers will now have to find $2 dollar bills to remember what he looked like.
SPORTS
LeBron Suspended For Bloody Foul
King James will have to sit out one game after a blood-drawing fight on the court Sunday afternoon.
One game? That’s not a punishment. He should be forced to go back to Cleveland.
Jeff Van Gundy Tells Embarrassing Jody Foster Story
Van Gundy said back when he was at Yale he and his bros set up a pool, $100 each, whoever got a date with Jody Foster first wins. Van Gundy got lucky with a chance encounter with Ms. Foster and blew it. He choked and ran back to his dorm instead of asking her out.
John Hinckley had a better shot at dating Jody Foster than you, Jeff Van Gundy.
Youth Football Team Too Good for Playoffs?
A Texas rec league team is too good for their own good. They’ve demolished the entire league and have been voted out of the playoffs. The players are 7 and 8 year olds.
Why can’t this happen to Alabama?
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Eddie Redmayne Regrets Trans Role
Actor Eddie Redmayne who played the first person to undergo gender reassignment surgery in the film “The Danish Girl” says he would not take the role if offered it today. “No, I wouldn’t take it on now. I made that film with the best intentions, but I think it was a mistake.” he said about being a cisgendered straight male playing a trans woman.
Okay, when do we get your apology for playing Stephen Hawking?
80's Pop Star Tiffany Has a Small Meltdown on Stage
A rep says she lost her voice and became frustrated during a Melbourne Florida show. Maybe, maybe not. All we know from the video is that Tiffany lost her shit.
You try singing a cover for 35 years and see if you don’t lose your shit every now and then.
Read more at TMZ.
Always Sunny Guys Steal 1st From Joe Rogan
Since he signed with Spotify in 2020, Rogan has occupied the #1 spot on the Spotify rankings pretty exclusively. but the Nov 18 release of the first three episodes of the Always Sunny Podcast with its three creators have snuck into first place
So…more people are listening to the podcast than watch the show?
Bobby Flay is Back, Baby
Flay isn’t leaving Food Network as was reported earlier this month. He just signed a three year deal with the Network.
This will be great if the Food Network can last three more years.
The Justin Timberlake Backlash Has Arrived
Britney Spears and Janet Jackson are enjoying a long overdue spotlight as women who have been wrongly portrayed in media. The man they have in common, Justin Timberlake, is now enjoying an overdue examination.
Seems like JT is the Jeffrey Epstein of halftime shows.
Kevin Spacey Owes Production Co $31 Million
After a two year legal battle, an arbitrator has determined that Kevin Spacey breached his contract with his production company. His behind the scenes sexual misconduct was a breach of his agreement and caused the production company to rewrite and shorten the upcoming season. Spacey had argued it was the company’s decision to fire him that caused the losses, not his conduct.
That’s some expensive dick.
T-Swift's All Too Well Is The Longest Song To Ever Hit Number One On Billboard
At over 10 minutes long, Taylor Swift’s All Too Well is the longest song to ever hit number one on the Billboard charts. The estate of Gordon Lightfoot must be furious.
Check it out on Twitter.
https://twitter.com/i/events/1462911511072894981
TRENDING & VIRAL
Pete And Kim Are Getting Hot And Heavy
Looks like Kim Kardashian couldn’t control herself with Pete Davidson and layed a hickie on him. She has the same mark on her ass.
Check out the hot pics on Twitter.
Kim Kardashian's new guy Pete Davidson reveals LOVE BITE on his neck during romantic date in LA
Read more: https://t.co/D8mPBQyE47 pic.twitter.com/MEnmxSeQzv
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) November 23, 2021
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