Tuesday June 2: Daily Links

TUESDAY 6.2


NEWS STORIES

 



Bishop Cuts a Promo on Trump for Using Church as a Photo Op

Wow just wow. Face.

Read more at cnn.



Hawaiian Shirts Became a Symbol for the Alt-Right

So the alt right when from say a civil war is coming. They called it “Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo,” That went into calling it “the big Luau”.

So now they bake bread and wear pineapple shirts. OK Got it.

Read more at insidehook



There’s A Zoloft Shortage

There’s a shortage of the anti depression medication Zoloft in America right now but what is there to be sad about.

Read more at nypost.com.



t’s Now Illegal In The UK For You To Have Sex With Someone Outside Your Household

To fight the Coronavirus, the UK is making it illegal for you to have sex with anyone outside your household. This is huge news for the incest porn industry.

Read more at yahoo.



Looter’s Have Themselves A Time In NYC

Looter’s ransacked Macy’s and Times Square was a wreck after protests Monday night in New York City. Good news, people are going to brick and mortar locations again. Bad news, no one is paying for anything.

Read more at nypost and watch video of times square here.



SPORTS



James Dolan Sends Email to MSG on They Won’t Be Making a Public Statement on James Floyd

You could have saved everyone some time by simply just saying “It’s not worth effing with my money”



Judge To Dykstra: Your Rep Is So Bad You Can’t Sue For Defamation

A judge dismissed Lenny Dykstra’s defamation suit against former teammate Ron Darling saying that ‘reputation for unsportsmanlike conduct and bigotry is already so tarnished that it cannot be further injured’. You know things are bad when Dykstra’s going to have to seek out O.J for P.R. advice.

Read more at espn.com.



Floyd Mayweather Is Paying For George Floyd’s Funeral

Floyd Mayweather offered to pay for George Floyd’s funeral and his family has accepted. Finally, a reason to like Floyd Mayweather has emerged.

Read more at nypost.com.



ENTERTAINMENT



Guess who blocked comedian Sarah Cooper on Twitter

Sarah Cooper is the red hot viral comedian of the moment but she was blocked by one non fan.

Hint: He’s in a bunker.

Read more at yahoo.



Seth Rogen posts BLM and Ready to Take On Anyone With Issue with It

Seth Rogen believes black lives matter and said anyone who finds that controversial can unfollow him and stop watching his movies.

In the process of responding to each Instagram comment he may have come up with a great title for his next hit summer comedy, “Fuck You and Fuck Your Father”



Nickelodeon Goes off the Air for 8 minutes and 46 seconds for Racial Justice

Nickelodeon stopped it’s regular programming for 8 min and 46 seconds, the length of time the office knelt on George Floyd’s neck, to offer a message to children about racial justice.

Good on you, but let’s also get rid of Chase from Paw Patrol.

Read more at wbrz.com.



Universal To Jump Start Monster Movie Franchise

After the success of The Invisible Man, Universal is planning to rebuild their monster movie franchise. Destroyer director Karyn Kusama will helm a new version of Dracula, while Ryan Gosling is set to star in a reboot of The Wolfman. Studio reps deny reports that Jennifer Lopez is pushing to star The Bride Of Frankenstein.

Read more at ew.com.



Armie Hammer Posts Bizarre Instagram Video

While quarantining in the Grand Cayman Islands, Armie Hammer posted a bizarre IG video in which he’s playing golf shirtless, shoeless, chugs a beer, and burps before hitting a ball into the fairway. Hammer was celebrating that he has to do a sequel to The Lone Ranger.

Read more at pagesix.com.



Elon Musk Sez He’s Taking A Twitter Break

This may be a side effect of being red pilled.



GOING VIRAL



Old Dog’s Life With a Puppy

It’s not easy being an old with a young puppy with too much energy.

Amirite Birdie?

Via digg.



Guy Uses iPhone and Cardboard Boxes To Make A Racing Simulator Rig

Rather than blow cash on a sim rig, this guy make one using his iphone, cardboard boxes and some string. For his next project, he’s going to play Flight Simulator using old tuna cans.

Via digg.



This Is One Way To Enjoy A Concert

Instead of a mosh pit there’s a floss pit at this show.

Via digg.com.



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