They’re back and they’re aggressive as fuck. Squeegee men have returned to the Port Authority area and want to wiping down your windshields with dirty rags and Port Authority bathroom water. The cops “don’t f–k with us — no summons, no nothing,” one of the men said.

Squeegee’s back, the drugs have returned to Washington Square Park. So then how is disco dead?

Read more at NY Post.

COVID-19 pandemic gives way to the return of NYC's infamous squeegee men https://t.co/5TU5wCis7l pic.twitter.com/Hv2ALMVD5R

— New York Post (@nypost) May 31, 2021

More than 10,000 people went to the Met on Sunday, Jazz fans lined up outside a Greenwich Village basement club, five screenings of Fellini’s “8 ½” sold out on Monday at the Film Forum, and the Comedy Cellar had to add a sixth show after the five scheduled shows sold out.

NY is back. At least on a holiday weekend. Bonus: Everybody gets stopped by a squeegee guy

Read more at NY Times.

President Joe Biden and Kamala Harris shocked the shit out of DC restaurant patrons at Le Diplomate when he made his first visit to a restaurant since he’s been President.

That doesn’t sound like a good idea.

Read more at Washingtonian.

POTUS & FLOTUS at Le Diplomate! Featuring my mother who is visiting from out of town. I couldn’t have planned this better 😉 pic.twitter.com/pteGymaUU0

— Bettina Weiss (@bweiss22) May 31, 2021

China is looking to combat a low birthrate, and will now allow families to have three kids.

An entire country with zero experience on how to parent a middle child. Good luck, new generation of Chinese Jan Bradys!

Read more at bloomberg.

Anything You Want in an Hour?

Thanks Amazon, you have turned us all into impatient toddlers and there’s no turning back.

Read more at wsj.

Something about spending the past year inside has turned every basketball game into Jan 6.

A fan attempted to run on the court in the middle of Game 4 between the Sixers-Wizards pic.twitter.com/51pdBKOxwh

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) June 1, 2021

Weren’t you the guy who walked out on your job on live TV because you couldn’t handle someone disagreeing with you??

My new @DailyMail column is about Naomi Osaka, world sport's most petulant little madam. Posting soon. pic.twitter.com/7K37V8S2HM

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) May 31, 2021

everything

Always stunning, Michelle Pfeiffer filmed herself hitting up the treadmill to get ready for the Ant Man sequel.

This hit that ice cold Michelle Pfeiffer that white gold.

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He’s got a better ass than his mom.

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Action star and Russia superfan has announced that he joined a new political party called A Just Russia—For Truth. The party is pro-Putin and pro-Kremelin.

Donald Trump wants in.

Read more at thedailybeast.

#Headlines: Steven Segal joins pro-Kremlin party in Russia, Dwayne Wade and Gabrielle Union praise daughter Zaya as she turns 14, Madonna's son David Banda rocks silk dress, this is how Dwayne Johnson prepares for a shirtless scene, and more news https://t.co/KjURldFCVz pic.twitter.com/bwcEgk4iZt

— SOCIALITE LIFE (@socialitelife) May 31, 2021

everything

everything

EVERYTHING

Cartman and Linkin park? Is this 1999?

I never thought I needed to hear a whole Cartman album cover of Linkin Park before I died, but here we are.. pic.twitter.com/NU6kY4dsoD

— sammy (@cxdro) May 31, 2021

Cracked tells you the secrets behind some of the most famous sounds in movie history. How did they get the sound for morphing terminator? Light sabers? Magnolia’s frog rain? The Exorcists head spin? The secrets are weirder than you think.

How come they didn’t tell us how they did Mongo’s fart in blazing saddles?

Read more at cracked.

What does someone who’s kind of zoomer but also sort of millennial sound like?

No cap, I can’t afford a house but thankfully this avocado toast slaps.

Read more at vice.

Let’s be honest bark and tail wag really leaves a lot of gray area.

Read more at gizmodo.