Tuesday July 5: Daily Links
TUESDAY 7.5
NEWS STORIES
In Cali Legal Cannabis Has Brought A Few Problems
According to the Daily Mail, legalization has brought with it a surge in mental illness, addiction, even depressive breakdowns, psychosis,and suicidal thoughts.
Californians do have a weak head.
Guy Who Hunted A Lot of Safari Animals Shot Dead
Riaan Naude, an avid hunter of endangered animals, was found shot dead next to his truck in South Africa
Detectives are looking for a 2000 pound suspect who likes peanuts.
Gavin Newsom Sets Up DeSantis Rivalry
California Governor Gavin Newsome went on the air in Florida appealing to disenfranchised residents to consider relocating to California for a better life.
This is him trying to start the 2024 debates. Stay tuned.
Tesla Down Almost Half a Billion
As cryptocurrency continues to decline, the value of Elon Musk’s Tesla company keeps sliding too, with a recent $440 million loss in value.
On the other hand, they can tweet anything.
Crypto Domino Effect Growing
Crashes in the crypto world resonate far beyond the immediate investors with entire companies and even industries being affected.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that… he is gone.
NYC in Danger of Losing Papaya King?
The building that Papaya King in NYC is in is up on the block to be sold which may spell the end for the hot dog stand.
Now where will we get our papaya juice??
SPORTS
Joey Chestnut Chokes Out Protestor
Don’t fuck with a hot dog champion. When a Darth Vadar dressed protestor jumped up on stage at the Nathan’s Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating contest, Chestnut took fast action, putting the man into a choke hold. And he still went on to win.
Shoulda choked him out with a hot dog.
Joey Chestnut just choked tf out of a protester. U! S! A! pic.twitter.com/AI9KWJsz3n
— Hard of Hearing Hype Man (@datkobrand) July 4, 2022
What Football Helmet Does USA Today Rank As The Shittiest?
According to USA Today – the Tennessee Titans helmet is the absolute worst in the league.
But have they seen the Dolphins? There’s a god damn Dolphin on it.
More Yankees Cheating Getting Exposed
Turns out the Yankees weren’t only calling in signs, they were sharing them on Apple watches and the league hid some of the details. Can we finally just disband the franchise?
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Chris Rock and Lake Bell?
The comedian and the actor were seen out to dinner, and brunch this weekend, making it fairly obvious the two are romantically involved, or at least dating.
It’s nice to see not all women need to be with men who they feel can protect them.
Tom Cruise Celebrates 60
How does a mega movie star celebrate his sixtieth birthday? At the British Grand Prix surrounded by adoring castmates paying tribute to your amazing self.
Or you could have just had cake.
Steven Tyler Rehab Update
The Aerosmith front man is reportedly doing great in rehab and looking forward to going back on tour after he completes his program.
The train keeps a rolling.
Vegas Announces VR Porn Delivered by Robots
If you’re in Vegas and feeling frisky, but don’t have anyone to frisk with, you can order up a VR headset, loaded with porn from room service, and a robot will deliver it.
So you got a roomba to bring you an oculus. Don’t people know you can get prostitutes in Vegas?
David Lee Roth is the Reason a Van Halen Tribute Hasn't Happened Yet
Eddie Trunk says a very reliable source told him the hold up is Diamond Dave. “I had a very reliable source tell me last night at The Black Crowes’ show that the hold up on the Van Halen [project] happening is [that] a lot of it [is] falling on David Lee Roth. That David Lee Roth – to no surprise; it shouldn’t be a surprise to anybody – is a difficult guy to wrangle, a difficult guy to get an answer on, a difficult guy to get focused on anything, a difficult guy to get to sign off on anything.”
Didn’t Dave say he was dying?
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TRENDING & VIRAL
Kate Hudson Goes Topless on Instagram
Sweet pic, where’s the nipples?
Is This The Best Sport Ever?
Move over pickleball there’s a new game in town. You ain’t top dog anymore.
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Young People Don't Know Who the US is Independent From
Two out of three young adults don’t know who America declared independence from in 1776, a new poll revealed.
Can’t they just google it?
Whose Proud to Be American!?
A little over a third of those polled said they feel extremely proud to be a citizen of the US of A.
Looks like 38% do not follow the news.
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