Nothing says tough guy like a fanny pack, and a NYPD insider told the New York Post that carrying illegal firearms in a zippered nerdy waist bag is becoming more and more common.

Millennials! What else in there, your participation trophies??

Read more at NY Post

WTF is a mosquito tornado???? In Russia, someone photographed millions of mosquitos swarming, forming funnels and pillars, disbanding and doing it all again.

Isn’t this one fo the signs of the apocalypse? Keep an eye out for four horsemen.

Read more at Mother Jones

Impressive 'tornadoes' of swarming mosquitoes over the settlement of Ust-Kamchatsk, eastern coast of the Kamchatka peninsula. This is an annual event, and local residents are more than used to it, but they agree that it might cause a bit of panic among unprepared visitors pic.twitter.com/lnXr2Cq7Iw

— The Siberian Times (@siberian_times) July 18, 2021

A temporary open container rule could become permanent law in Gainsville, Florida making U of Fla even more fun.

Public drinking in G-ville is usually just called drinking.

Read more at NBC Miami

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Great, Jeff. Glad we could help. Maybe get some Amazon warehouse workers some new piss jugs while you’re at it.

Watch on Twitter.

Space Cowboy Jeff Bezos cuts a heel promo immediately after returning from space…

“Hey… THANKS FOR PAYING FOR MY SPACE FUN NERDS” pic.twitter.com/kkvB90PMiZ

— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) July 20, 2021

A face mask advisory has been reinstated for Provincetown after an outbreak of 143 Covid cases came about after July 4th. 89 of the people infected were fully vaccinated.

It’s almost like a giant jinx visited there last month…..

Read more at the New York Post.

Bitcoin, Ethereum and Dogecoin are all tanking leading to a $80 billion loss in the crypto market so far. So Diamond Hands was just a meme, then? It wasn’t real? Shit.

Read more at CNBC.

It happened walking back to their car in the parking lot. The 9 year old

Can someone get Kramer and Newman over here to figure out exactly what happened? #BackAndToTheLeft

Read more at Fan Sided

I am not talking about “Curse Words”
Someone SPIT on my 9 year old daughter for wearing her Varitek jersey. I can handle “Curse Words” that shit was@straight out filth and vile🖕🏻🤬 #LegitLosers https://t.co/4qoztbDg1Y

— Catherine Varitek (@CatherinVaritek) July 18, 2021

Can’t wait till someone on the news congratulates Orlando Bloom!

Read more at buzzfeed.

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An official told paralympian world champion Oliva Breen that her shorts were inappropriate, and plenty of people are outraged. The short shorts may look like a conservative bathing suit bottom but they are shorts, designed by Adidas for competition.

Wait till that official sees the swimming team…she’s going to clutch her pearls!

Read more at CNN.

Here something I felt like sharing that’s happened to me today at my competition @EnglandAthletic pic.twitter.com/QlYfPDmxEV

— oliviabreen (@BreenOlivia) July 18, 2021

Tom Brady and the Bucs showed up to the White House and Brady had some killer material taking some shots at Trump. Once Tom retires he should start roast battling.

Watch the exchange on Twitter.

Brady: Not a lot of people think we could’ve won. In fact, I think about 40% of the people still don’t think we won
Biden: I understand that pic.twitter.com/0yNlu3d3Cn

— Acyn (@Acyn) July 20, 2021

It’s come out that Aaron Rodgers turned down a two year extension that would have kept him with the Packers for five more years and made him the highest paid player in the NFL. It is clear now Aaron Rodgers hates the Packers more than he does his own family.

Read more at ESPN.

Penguin Random House has paid $20 million for “an intimate and heartfelt memoir from one of the most fascinating and influential global figures of our time.” Yes, Prince Harry is getting a royal buttload of money for a tell all memoir full of royal hot goss.

This sounds like it would be perfect for season 7 of the crown.

Read more at NY Times.

It’s being reported in some outlets that the song “Welcome to My Life” features lyrics about the breakdown of West’s marriage, his Twitter meltdowns, and his failed presidential campaign. Other outlets that heard the album says nothing negative about Kim K.

Doesn’t really matter. We already read it all on twitter. #assjail

Read more at The Daily Beast

A woman on Tik Tok showed off a pantry full of fast food in her mom’s house and none of it shows any sign of rotting, despite being unrefrigerated. Fast food burgers and fries, pizzas too date back about two years but you’d never know it.

It doesn’t rot, but it does rock.

@elifgkandemir

Still fancy that burger? 🥴 #fyp #foryoupage #food #foodtiktok #fastfood

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Reply to @dgmmgd93 thank you for all of the support! Here’s a bit more info ☺️ #fyp #foryoupage #food #foodlover #fastfood

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Jimmy Dean just created sausage egg and cheese nuggets.

Mmmm looks the same going out as it does going in. Breakfast nuggets.

Read more at Delish.

Don’t know what a Pick Me Up Girl Is? Well its a derogatory moniker for a chick who likes beer and hanging with the guys. According to the nickname, these girls are just looking for male validation by acting like she’s not like other girls.

Yeah, I’m gonna pick you girl. To Bang.

Read more at Inside Hook

You used to make movies. Now you make tiktoks and Instagrams.

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Is it a great shot if you didn’t mean to do it?

Se não tivesse sido gravado, ninguém acreditava neste lance 🤯

(via @NeilJarvis10) pic.twitter.com/nXznx159WW

— B24 Dunk (@B24Dunk) July 19, 2021

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