The drought is bad. Historically bad. And things haven’t been this dry since the late 1500’s.

Really looking forward to all that great tumbleweed.

Read more at AP News.

This guy might win best date of the year. 25 year old Max knew 20 year old Alyssa was pregnant, but didn’t expect she would go into labor on their fourth date.

Wait till he finds out the baby isn’t his.

Read more at NY Post.

A flight had to be diverted after a passenger had to be subdued. It started with the passenger making some crazy allegations about other passengers, even trying to call 911. He tried to walk into the cockpit to tell the pilots the flight attendants were lying to him about the plane being in the air. As things progressed he shoved a service cart at attendants, turned a plastic knife into a shank, and tried to break a champagne bottle open to use as a weapon before trying to open the exit door. A flight attendant hit him in the head with a coffee pot before other passengers subdued him and restrained him.

Is this an airplane or the old West?

Read more at CNN

After modified cocaine was connected to 24 deaths in Argentina, investigators discovered carfentanil, an opiod 100 times more powerful than fentanyl.

Now you’re just exciting people.

Read more at Vice.

A 21 year old man walked into an office and fired multiple shots at Craig Greenberg. No one was hurt but a bullet did grade Greenberg’s suit.

Dude he’s just trying to be a Mayor in Kentucky. This may be overkill.

Read more at The Daily Beast

We all saw Odell Beckham cluch his knee before leaving the game at the Super Bowl Sunday night. A source says he tore his ACL in his left knee.

When you’re going to th e glue factory its better if you’re wearing a championship ring .

Read more at NY Post.

Looks like the Pats Coach has repaired his relationship with Donald Trump- he spent Super Bowl weekend with him in Palm Beach.

Neither one of them could see their reflection in all those Mar-a-lago mirrors.

Read more at CBS.

Great night out with the family, @CoachUrbanMeyer and Bill Belichick! pic.twitter.com/47hR00mZeT

— Brian Schottenstein (@DaSchott) February 13, 2022

The Colts have not yet made up their minds about what to do with their current quarterback Carson Wentz.

Guess they haven’t decided yet if they want to lose or win.

Read more at yard barker.

Murray removed all references to the Cardinals from his Instagram because he thinks he has been made the scapegoat for the team’s loss to the Rams in the playoffs. Sources say the cards thinks he’s immature and has too much ego, and there may be some scouting taking place.

You’ve got a 4 foot nothing quarterback. he’s doing everything he can.

Read more at ESPN

Joe Buck’s contract with Fox is coming to an end and he’s teasing that he may step away. He’d start a Cameo but who the fuck would want that.

Read more at Sportscasting.com.

The Bills and Chiefs are now the favorites to win the Super Bowl in 2023. Your best value bet would be the Bengals or Cowboys. But after this season, it proves no one knows shit about who’s going to win the Super Bowl.

Read more at the NY Post.

Here’s the final moments of the Bengals last drive during the Super Bowl and McVay is mic’d up. What we don’t see if he said this same exact thing every play.

Watch the clip on Twitter.

"Aaron Donald's gonna make a play."

Sean McVay knew this was 99's moment. Epic. (via @NFLFilms, @insidetheNFL) pic.twitter.com/a0E6vSpsFH

— NFL (@NFL) February 14, 2022

The LA Times asks, why are celebrities shilling for cryptocurrency after Larry David appeared in an ad promoting crypto.com

Just a guess here, but….all the money they’re getting paid?

Read more at LA Times.

White House Correspondents dinner hasn’t had a comedian headliner ever since the scandalous event helmed by Michelle Wolf during the Trump administration.

if this works next. year they’ll get somebody funny, .

Read more at Politico.

Sarah Palin’s lawsuit against the New York Times for defamation is still active, but the Judge said Palin’s team has not proven actual malice, which is an element of the crime required to convict. The judge is allowing Jury deliberations to continue.

After watching the Lost Boys he may be biased.

Read more at axios.

Wordle-heads are convinced the NY Times has made the game harder and they’re not happy about it. RIP Wordle.

Read more at the Daily Mail.

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A new poll shows that people are deciding against dating, casual sex and marriage in bigger numbers than ever.

Thanks cancel culture you turned everybody off.

Read more at CNN