Tuesday December 28: Daily Links
TUESDAY 12.28
NEWS STORIES
NASA Hires Theologians To Prep World For Aliens!?
NASA has hired 24 religious experts to consult with them about how humanity would deal with proof we’ve been contacted by an alien civilization. We’ll be fine. Just tell us already. For the love of an Alien God.
Ghislaine's Jury Is Nowhere Near A Decision
Ghislaine Maxwell’s jury is still deliberating and have indicated to the judge that they’re nowhere near close to a decision. The International Sex Sing Cabal must have a mole embedded with the jurors.
Animal Shelter Has Baby Boom After Parakeet Orgy
A Michigan Shelter has a plethora of parakeet babies after a big bird sex party. “It got out of control” the birds said, who clearly did not use any protection at all.
How can they even find their dicks?
Mitch McConnell Sucks
A Gallup poll has discovered that of all our shitty leaders in the United States, Mitch McConnell is the least popular.
It’s the one thing all of us can agree on.
The Public Has Lost Interest in the News
Numbers on all news networks are down. It seems people just don’t want to watch the news anymore.
Trump predicted this .
SPORTS
Shannon Sharpe Feels for Kevin Durant Having to Put Up With Russell Westbrook
“Kevin Durant stomached this for an entire decade” – Shannon Sharpe said.
Asshole recognizes asshole.
Dak Prescott's Chick Wears Frisky Jacket
The writing on the back said, “Cowboys make better lovers.”
The fact that its plural should make Dak a little nervous .
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Amy Schumer Gets Fillers in Her Face, and Then Gets Them Out
Schumer says she filled up her face to smooth out some wrinkle issues, but didn’t like ’em and was relieved to find out they could be dissolved.
So….now it’s just where? Roaming around in neck?
The View Can't Seem to Find Themselves a Republican
The Ladies of the View have gone six months, still living on fill-in conservatives since Meghan McCain left. They can’t seem to find the right republican.
Don’t you mean punching bag?
Spiderman First to $1 Billion Post Covid
And it will be the last..
Watch the Trailer For the Batman, If you Want To
This looks like every other Batman movie. Do they really need a trailer?
Now They're Saying Bryan Spears Controlled Britney
One of Brits backup dancers says her brother Bryan was the overbearing controlling factor in Ms. Spears life when she was on tour- well before the conservatorship was put in place.
So is it everyone Britney met or is it just Britney.?
Pete Davidson's Mom at the Kardashian Xmas Party
Pete and Kim’s courtship is progressing at lightning speed, with Pete’s mom hanging out with Kim’s fam. Or at least that’s what the rumors say.
Countdown to keeping up with the Davidsons .
TRENDING & VIRAL
YouTuber Colorizes 1930's Los Angeles With AI
YouTuber NASS used AI/Machine Learning Language to go through old black and white footage of Los Angeles from the 1930’s and brought it back to life. Good to see traffic sucked even then.
Fear of Depths? Don’t Watch This.
We all know the ocean is deep but you have no idea how deep that shit goes until you look at this comparison video of famous shipwrecks.
Going….down?
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Nearly One In Ten UK Moms Aren't Being Honest About Who Their Baby Daddy Is
A new poll in the UK found that 7.8% of the 1,000 moms who participated “admitted to lying over the biological lineage of their children.” The Sun Never Sets on The British Empire Of Cucked Dads.
Sexed Up Women Have Better Brains
A new study says that women who have more sex, also have more developed brains.
Look at the big brain on Alex Coal
2021's Most Festive Cities in America!
There’s a lot of NJ cities on this list, but you gotta go pretty far down this list to find New Orleans.
Ever hear of Mardi Gras guys? These guys can party.
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