Tuesday August 25: Daily Links
TUESDAY 8.25
NEWS STORIES
Covid Just Killed The KFC Finger Lickin Good Slogan
The ‘Finger Lickin’ Good’ slogan has been around for 64 years. Well it’s not Covid safe
so it’s done.
2020 The Great Disruption.
Zoomers Don't Believe In This Punctuation Mark
Hey Trump, stop worrying about the Confederate statues. These damn young people have no respect for the period. The period !!
We aim to pull evil up by the root, before it chokes out the flower of our culture and heritage!
Mystery Radio Signal from Space is back Again Every 157 Days
A radio transmission with an unidentified source coming from space seems to have a mathematical pattern, it returns every 157 days.
Fast Radio Burst 121102 emits signals that last a blink of an eye, and keep coming for 90 days, followed by a quiet period of 67 days. In total, 157 days.
Meet you all at the top of Empire State Building to meet our new alien overlords!
McDonald's Releases First New Chicken Nugget In 40 Years
McDonalds is releasing a spicy chicken nugget, the first new flavor of nugget in 40 years. The last one they tried was the Marlboro Chicken Nugget back in 1980.
Crowd Chants Pedophile Outside Buckingham Palace
A crowd formed outside Buckingham Palace chanting “pedophile” in reference to Prince Andrew. Palace courtiers told the Royal Family they were just yelling anglophile.
A crowd at Buckingham Palace chanting "Pedophile". pic.twitter.com/wvEgMGU8Nr
— Nadeem Ahmed (@Muqadaam) August 23, 2020
Kimberly Guilfoyle Being Compared To Power Rangers Villain Rita Repulsa
Kimberly Guilfoyle is getting beat up on Twitter being compared to the Power Rangers villain Rita Repulsa. Kimberly is a shoe in for the reboot.
The amount of people coming to Rita Repulsa’s defense on Twitter gives me faith in humanity. pic.twitter.com/n67foiJ2WM
— Noah Castellanos (@NoahCastellano5) August 25, 2020
"Kimberly Guilfoyle” huh? You don’t fool me Rita Repulsa!! pic.twitter.com/Xxorgh3iUa
— voktyr 🗯 (@voktyr) August 25, 2020
RITA REPULSA WAS NOT IMPRISONED FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS TO BE DISRESPECTED LIKE THIS!!! https://t.co/TfEFKA95PF
— Defender of the Fag Capitol (@thombomb816) August 25, 2020
https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Rita%20Repulsa%22&s=03
SPORTS
China Will Crush NBA with in 12 Years
They are calling it, “China’s kindergarten game, Cooperation.” There is not a kindergarten in America that could pull this off. Hell, there isn’t a high school in America that can do this.
This will do to the NBA what Covid did to the USA.
https://twitter.com/thinking_panda/status/1297539372749742082/video/1
LeBron Pissed About Wisconsin Back Shooting Cops
LeBron James, Donovan Mitchell call out Wisconsin police who shot a Black man 7 times in the back: ‘Fuck the games and the playoffs. This is sick.’
Guys Igot money on the Lakers.
And y’all wonder why we say what we say about the Police!! Someone please tell me WTF is this???!!! Exactly another black man being targeted. This shit is so wrong and so sad!! Feel so sorry for him, his family and OUR PEOPLE!! We want JUSTICE https://t.co/cJxOj1EZ3H
— LeBron James (@KingJames) August 24, 2020
Greatest Sports Novels
Remember novels? They were entertainment before tik Tok.
Remember sports? … us either.
Cleveland Bans Tailgaiting for Browns Fans to curb Spread of Covid
Cleveland is allowing fans to come to Browns games, but the mayor says block/street parties and tailgating events are prohibited.
Or, hear us out…. ban fans?
ENTERTAINMENT
Kevin Bacon Does Accidental ASMR
While sucking on a mango, Kevin Bacon unintentionally delivered some ASMR material.
Click this and you’re just 6 Degrees from an ear-gasm.
Ellen Degeneres Staff Told Not To Be Afraid To Come Back To Work
On a Zoom meeting with her staff, Ellen promised anyone returning extra paid time off and assured them they don’t have to be afraid. And after six months back on the job they will be allowed to make eye contact with her once a week.
Berlin Film Festival Removes Best Actor/Actress Award, Goes Non Gender
The Berlin Film Festival will no longer give out a best actor and actress award and just give out an award for best lead and supporting. Can’t wait for the backlash!
Frank Whaley: Jon Voight Slapped Me
Actor Frank Whaley claimed Jon Voight slapped him in the middle of a scene while filming Ray Donovan. Whaley claimed Voight ‘couldn’t keep up’ and then denied that he hit him. Honestly, Whaley does have a face that begs to be slapped at least one once a day.
Joey Fatone: N’Sync Would Crush Backstreet In A Verzuz Battle
Joey Fatone says that it wouldn’t even be close if ‘NSYNC battled The Backstreet Boys on Verzuz. The Jacksons without Michael would destroy them both.
Keanu Reeves: I Always Wanted To Play Wolverine
Keanu Reeves said that one of his dream roles was to play Wolverine, but its too late to do it now. Unless they write a Neo vs Wolverine fight scene into the next Matrix movie.
GOING VIRAL
nothing here today
everything
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