Andrew Cuomo has moved out of the Governor’s mansion, his belongings were all sent to a family member’s house, and he left his dog behind.

He was afraid someone might say he hugged it too much

His name is Captain but he should be called the luckiest dog in America.

Read more at Vanity Fair

Some of the bosses at Cyber Ninjas, the private company that is doing an audit of the 2020 election in Arizona, have Covid, so it looks like the company won’t be releasing that audit of the Arizona election just yet.

QAnon will, in all likelihood, take this in stride, and not assume anything nefarious

Read more at Vice.

Tonga has no Covid at all, but to stay that way the nation has been essentially locked down for a year and a half. This was a problem for Zoe Stephens who flew in for a weekend last March.

The good news is no covid. The bad news is, Tonga.

Read more at CNN.

A wealthy town outside of Buenos Aires is being flooded by hordes of Capybaras.

Cutest town on earth.

Read more at Boing Boing.

A series of coyote attacks in Vancouver have led some experts to believe that the animals have consumed large amounts of opiods either by finding a stash someone hid, or through human feces.

Also, the week before, area coyotes were spotted faking back pain. So there’s that.

Read more at Independent

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Ben, his mom and his son were seen shopping for an engagement ring at Tiffany’s this weekend.

Yeah there’s no way he thought this would pay off in the media.

Read more at Page Six.

The staffer said Britney’s dogs had been near death.

Hey this would be a great home for Cuomo’s dog.

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Welcome to Swift tok. For her first Video Tay Tay was lip syncing to a British rapper’s song.

So she’s finally performing a song I like.

Read more at E Online

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The deer has been hired to do 4 shows a day in Atlantic City.

Now we have a new meaning for Chinese Fire Drill.

Read more at The Global Herald

A new study determined that every time you eat one hot dog, you are giving up 35 minutes of your life. Turns out hotdogs aren’t as good for you as you might have thought.

So this proves that JoeyChestnut has been dead for 10 years.

Read more at NY Post.

It seems like this question never gets resolved, and this week, the New Yorker goes in depth.

And Roger Lawson has spent 8 years trying to demonstrate how the pyramids could have been built, centuries ago by making a pyramid building equipment.

Only aliens could have built this equipment.

Read more at newyorker.com.