If the FAA doesn’t grant United Airlines the right to add more flights, the company says they’ll pull out of JFK International Airport entirely beginning in October. “If we are not able to get additional allocations for multiple seasons, we will need to suspend service at JFK, effective at the end of October,” United said in an email.

Threatening the feds. Who are you, Trump?

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“I am never going to stop fighting. In fact, I have not yet begun to fight. They will have to kill me first,” Bannon said after finding out he was facing a criminal indictment in New York related to the border wall fundraising.

Threatening the courts? Who are you, Trump?

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Air temperatures reached 127 degrees with ground temperatures breaking 201, making it the hottest September day recorded anywhere on earth, ever.

Yeah but it’s a dry heat.

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Researchers were shocked and excited when sonar registered what appeared to be a fifty foot megalodon– the largest shark to ever live- weighing 40 tons.

It turned out to just be a school of fish.

The scientists got a maga loadon for about five minutes.

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West Point and Annapolis are experiencing a substantial decline in admissions applications. “The Academy believes the cancellation of in-person recruiting and information events across the nation and at the Academy during the height of the pandemic, while a prudent health and safety concern, impacted the overall number of applications for the Class of 2026,” Col. Arthur Primas Jr., the Air Force Academy’s admissions director, said in a statement.

Or…Sixty years of shit wars will do that too.

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The Jets QB is out for at least three weeks so Joe Flacco will be starting as quarterback for the Jets in week one. And he’ll be playing his former team, the Baltimore Ravens.

This is like replacing Marty McFly with Doc.

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You can own MLB Legend Ty Cobb’s upper and lower dentures. His actual false teeth along with a plaster denture holder and brass stand is currently up to about 10 grand, but bidding continues till Friday.

If those dentures could talk they’d be canceled for saying racist things.

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After losing in the US Open quarter final, Nick Kyrgios totally trashed his racket and then went to find another one to smash to smithereens.

If he didn’t do that you wouldn’t know who he is

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Fresh out of court-ordered rehab, which he reportedly left on Sunday, Bam Margera was seen stumbling out of 57 Tavern in Sarasota Florida after midnight Sunday night.

It only works if you keep working.

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Kimmy is in the private equity business now, launching a new firm that will invest in consumer products, hospitality, luxury, digital commerce and media as well as consumer-media and entertainment businesses.

It’s funny cause her equity has been so public up to now

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Efron is finally talking about his drastic appearance change that had fans baffled last year. He says he was running around his house in just his socks, slipped, and seriously fucked up his face. He says he woke up to find his jaw shattered.

That used to happen to Joan Rivers at least once a year.

Read more at Page Six.

Nouvel, a company founded by Jolie, is suing Pitt for big bucks. The lawsuit complains that he wrongfully seized control of their 1300 acre French estate as retaliation over their divorce.

Why didn’t you just poop on his bed?

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Bennifer split, and Ben married Jenn Lopez, and now it looks like Jennifer Garner may be sporting an engagement ring with her boyfriend John Miller. He’s the king of his own west coast burger empire.

And she’s the side of fries in his burger world

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