Thursday September 30: Daily Links

THURSDAY 9.30
NEWS STORIES
Ted Cruz Stands With Andrew Wiggins
Cruz not only says he stands by anti-vaxxer Andrew Wiggins, he also suggested that LeBron should boycott Warriors games. ‘
One day someone might actually listen to you, Ted. But not today.
Sydney Australia Warns Unvaxxed Residents to Prepare
Things are going to be very difficult for unvaccinated Aussies in Sydney indefinitely. Residents who opt not to get the shot will risk being barred from just about everything public in the city, even after lock down ends.
Remember how everyone bragged about Austria’s freedom not that long ago?
Drunk Man Drunkenly Joins Search Party That Was Looking For Him
A drunk dude in Turkey stumbled into the woods and disappeared so his friends reported him missing and a search party was put together. The booze brain ended up joining the party before it was realized he was the guy everyone was looking for. Guess we have the plot to Hangover 4.
More Bad News: COVID May Cause Restless Anal Syndrome
One patient has experienced a Covid complication that has scientists puzzled. The patient has developed restless anal sydrome- similar to restless leg, except it affects the anus and causes an urge to move.
And you thought Covid was a pain in the ass already!
Ron DeSantis and Trump are Neck and Neck
A new poll shows asked Republicans, “If the next Republican primary for president in your state was held today, and the candidates were Chris Christie, Ted Cruz, Ron DeSantis, Nikki Haley, Josh Hawley, Kristi Noem, Mike Pence, Marco Rubio, Tim Scott And Donald Trump for whom would you vote?” The results showed Trump and DeSantis in a virtual tie
Uh oh bro, guess whose radar you just landed on.
The Wall St Journal Answers Questions About Weed Etiquette
Question: Is It Ever OK to Get Stoned With a Client?
Answer: It’s fine if you don’t share the joint.
SPORTS
Is Deshaun Watson Finally Getting Traded?
Jay Glazer is stirring the rumor mill insinuating that Deshaun Watson could be making a move and soon. Please let something happen so we can all stop talking about this.
Florida Congressman Hits Homer During Congressional Baseball Game
Greg Steube became the first representative in the Congressional baseball game in 40 years to hit a home run. Are performance enhancing drugs allowed in these games?
Greg Steube looked less like a politician and more like Juan Soto … hitting a towering home run in the Congressional Baseball Game. https://t.co/nYoRZGlW7H
— TMZ (@TMZ) September 30, 2021
Robert Kraft Called Belichick The Biggest Asshole
A new book, “It’s Better to Be Feared” by Seth Wickersham reveals that Kraft told friends he wasn’t looking forward to leaving a conference and return to his team. “I have to go to Detroit to be with the biggest fucking asshole in my life — my head coach.”
Yeah an asshole that give you six championships and earned you billions.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Why Little Steven Left the E Street Band
Van Zandt says he left the E Street Van decades ago because he felt unappreciated by Springsteen as The Boss’s celebrity rose. In his new book, “Unrequited Infatuations” he said “I was always his main adviser in a way just from being his best friend, and then a new manager had come in and become his main adviser. I thought he’s not really paying as much attention to my advice as much as he used to. I felt like I should be part of the official management team, and he just disagreed with that ’cause I was his little brother in his eyes. So I thought, to preserve the friendship, I think the best thing to do is to leave, so that’s when I split.”
So exactly the relationship you had with Tony Soprano.
Judge Ruled Britney Spears is Free!
The conservatorship will end in November, according to a ruling from a judge.
It’s going to be the Winter of Britney!!!!!
Britney's Free And The First Thing She Does Is...
Fly a plane. Brit had to join the mile high club immediately after ditching her dad. Looks like she’s gonna be just alright.
Watch Britney the pilot on Instagram.
Elon Musk Sends a Massive Number 2 to Bezos
Elon Musk just became the richest man in the world, and he claims he’s sending Jeff Bezos a giant #2 statute and a silver medal.
Why don’t you keep them so he doesn’t have to send them back to you next month when he’s back on top.
Netflix Finally Tells Us How Many Views Their Shows Are Getting
The streaming service revealed how many accounts viewed their top shows and how many hours have been watched. And you’ve probably never watched most of them.
This proves one thing; how many people love shitty movies.
TRENDING
The Sopranos is Huge Among Young People
Sopranos is the Star Wars for Guidos.
VIRAL VIRAL
Mayor of San Diego Embarasses Himself
He’s not rapping but its just as horrendous.
It’s what would happen if Chris Stanley became Mayor of anything.
Is someone going to explain why the Mayor of San Diego and staff thought it was appropriate to recently make this video?? Not only is this in poor taste, it’s absolutely EMBARRASSING for this city. https://t.co/ZS8BfAQqdZ pic.twitter.com/cqdNwqmeEY
— The Activated Podcast (@TheActivatedPod) September 28, 2021
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
How Often Do You Think You Check Your Phone?
According to a new study, Americans check smartphones 96 times a day
That’s it? Thought it was going to be a high number.
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