Thursday September 2: Daily Links

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THURSDAY 9.2

NEWS STORIES

 

Oddly Enough The White Supremacists are Digging the Taliban

Government officials are worried about the online conversations they’re tracking among white supremacists. They’re cheering on the Taliban beating the US Government.

Making Afghanistan great again.

Read more at CNN.

Guy Opens Restaurant at His Apartment in NYC

After losing his job working for a top level restaurant he opened his own, on the sidewalk outside of his fourth floor apartment. He set up some tables, an awning, and does all the jobs- head chef, host, busboy and server. And if a guest needs to pee, he walks them upstairs.

Sounds great. Mind if I bring my own plate and silverware?

Read more at NY Post.

Dancing Will Finally Be Legal in NY

NY is planning on fixing some stupid zoning laws that make it illegal to dance in any bar that doesn’t have a cabaret license. Soon, you will be able to dance anywhere!

And finally we can all cut loose, Footloose. Thanks Kevin Bacon!!

Read more at Gothamist.

CDC Warns Unvaxxed to Stay Home This Weekend

Traveling on Labor Day Weekend could be the match to a Covid powderkeg so the CDC is seriously urging unvaccinated Americans to stay the fuck home.

How’s Cam gonna get home?

Read more at Daily Mail

Wednesday Night Saw The Most Rainfall In One Hour In Central Park EVER; North East Gets Pummelled by Ida

Hurricane Ida hammered the North East and Central Park in NYC recorded the most rain ever in an hour Wednesday night. New York City was absolutely hammered. And not in the fun way.

Read more at ABC NY and watch all the videos of the flooding at Digg.

The FTC Is Investigating Why McDonald's Flurry Machines Are Always Broken

The McDonald’s Flurry machines across the country are notoriously always broken so the FTC is investigating why. Americans need soft-ish serve and the US government will get to the bottom of this.

Read more at TMZ.

SPORTS

Some Unvaxxed NBA Players Won't Be Allowed On Their Own Courts

Players in cities that have vaccine mandates to be inside entertainment venues are effectively banned from entering their own home courts- particularly those who play for the New York Knicks, Brooklyn Nets and Golden State Warriors. They must be fully vaccinated to enter team facilities.

What about Ben Simmons he can’t play inside anywhere.

Read more at Mediaite.

Mets Acting GM Zack Scott DUI

Scott got busted in White Plains for drunk driving.

White plains? More like white stains. Am I right?

Read more at NY Post.

Bill Belichick: Cam Wasn't Dropped Because of Vaccine

Patriots head coach Bill Belichick says not everything is about the vaccine, and Cam Newton’s refusal to get the shot has nothing to do with why he was cut from the team.

We believe you Bill. Nobody thought you cared about vaccinations.

Read more at Mediaite.

Everyone Was Looking for Javvy Baez's Diamond Earing

Moments after Javier Baez scored the winning run yesterday a bunch of people were seen combing home plate including the team president, the pitcher and the grounds crew. They were looking for Javy’s diamond earing which somehow came loose during his dive into home or the celebration after.

Did you search the pockets of the grounds crew?

Read more at NY Post.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Ye Cheated on Kim

During their marriage, Kanye West cheated on Kim Kardashan and he’s singing about it now.

In the song the West raps, “Here I go actin’ too rich / Here I go with a new chick / And I know what the truth is / Still playin’ after two kids / It’s a lot to digest when your life always movin’.

What is he crazy!??? oh. Yeah he is.

Read more at pagesix.

Lawsuit Accuses Mr. Wonderful of Fraud

Twenty plaintiffs say Mr Wonderful isn’t wonderful at all. They say he and his partner scammed them out of a lot of money by fraudulently enticing them to hire companies to help them raise money for their entrepreneurial endeavors. These parties are saying they paid a lot of money to these companies and got zilch in return, and had no chances of getting on Shark Tank despite being lead to believe they would.

Well his life is wonderful…not so much yours.

Read more at Entertainment Tonight

Jeremy Piven Ready for Entourage Reboot!

Ari Gold wants to head back to the Entourage set and he’s even willing to see his character change to get more in line with 2021 culture. Give him a call! He Ready!

Yeah of course you are Jeremy. You literally have nothing else to do.

Read more at TMZ.

Get Ready for a Shift in Film and TV From Edgy to Uplifting

The people who shape entertainment– the money people– are all looking for aspirational, uplifting and wholesome entertainment. They say they’re getting data from audiences that they’re looking to feel inspired.

I’ve always found Goodfellas to be kind of uplifting.

Read more at The Wrap

Get To Know Chet Hanks Via All Gas No Brakes

All Gas No Breaks is known for mocking out the people they interview so guess Chet’s manager(who’s probably Chet) didn’t really do their research. This is the only way White Boy Summer COULD have ended.

Watch the interview on Youtube.

TRENDING

Do You Have to Poop When You're in Bookstores? ME TOO!

A TikTokker struck a chord when she asked her followers why is it that she always has to shit when she’s in a bookstore? A ridiculous amount of TikTokkers agreed that they have experienced the same phenomenon. Buzzfeed asked some experts who said a variety of factors could be at work including a calming environment, the smell of coffee, the relaxation of your body when you’re browsing in a bookstore.

No. The real reason is that bookstores have the only good bathrooms and your asshole knows it.

Read more at Buzzfeed.

VIRAL VIRAL

This Little Kid Isn't Apologizing For Fighting

“You’re not gonna talk to me that way, we gonna square up.”

It’s funny now…but in ten years….it’s a felony.

Prepare to Cringe Your Face Offn

This dude allegedly leaves a six figure job, sneaks In to backstage so he can beg Logan Paul to Hire Him, aaaand cries.

Never thought I’d be on Logan Paul’s side.

@aj_wallace69

Well here’s the end result with Jake’s brother Idk what to do at this point.

♬ original sound – Austin Wallace

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

Science: Women Love a Mumbler

Scientists with the American Institute of Physics say males who speak less clearly are a turn on.

Marlon Brando, Tom Hardy, Jeff Bridges, and the late Heath Ledger.all mumblers.

Great news for the Hillbilly Bears.

Read more at studyfinds.

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Interrobang Staff

Interrobang Staff