Ready to head for the open sea? Have some cocktails? Meet some new people from the 31 states that currently have spiking covid numbers?

All aboard the Lose Cruise.

Read more at miamiherald.

A five judge court in Ireland ruled that you can’t call Subway bread “bread” and its not even because there’s plastic in the bread. Its because of the sugar content.

Ugh oh, Belichick, you hopped on this train just in time for a sugar crash.

Anyone in the mood for a Cold Cut Combo Cakeloaf??

Read more at independent.ie.

An ABC report that a a chemical in McDonald’s fries may cure for baldness. Trump tweeted “no wonder I didn’t lose my hair.”

Sooooo eating them or just rubbing your hair with your fry greased hands?

No wonder I didn’t lose my hair! https://t.co/jBFE2OEhS2

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 30, 2020

Read more at nypost.

But Katie he HAD to rip off those cancer patients, he had a lot of stuff he wanted to buy.

Half a million dollars.

That's the bonus a Big Pharma CEO got for hiking the price of ONE cancer treatment drug.

How many patients lost their lives because they couldn't afford this medicine? Here's our conversation: pic.twitter.com/mkke6y9tnw

— Rep. Katie Porter (@RepKatiePorter) September 30, 2020

American and United Airlines are planning on furloughing 32k of their employees as their stimulus money has run out. Hopefully the Soul Plane doesn’t have to furlough any employees next.

Read more at dailymail.

The Steelers-Titans game which was being rumored to happen Monday, is now rescheduled to later in the season after two more Titans personnel tested positive for Covid. This is great for the NFL, they can start Wednesday Night Football.

The two more positive tests this morning brings the total to 11 within the Titans’ organization – five players and six other employees, including some defensive assistant coaches. https://t.co/xLDB3axJ0C

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) October 1, 2020

Great news everyone, by 2022 the Rock will have the XFL back up and running. It will be a covid free Utopia that has football on the TV 9 months out of the year. Just sit tight.

XFL owners Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson and Dany Garcia have released a video announcing that the XFL will return in 2022 👀

(via @TheRock) pic.twitter.com/d2Ar8XN8T2

— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) October 1, 2020

Ben Affleck is going to make the Making Of Chinatown and now the Making of the Godfather; movies about making iconic movies.

How did they find something worse than Reboots?

Read more at nydailynews.

If there was ever a story we wish would go away it’s this one. Why didn’t the Feud pixel this mess?

Why is it Chris Stanley’s Screen Saver?

Read more at people.com.

Everyone loves Donald Glover but it has not been easy for him. He said in a new interview that he struggled to define and come to terms with his sexuality.

Dude just ask me I’ll tell ya.

Read more at yahoo.

The Hollywood Fix (actually Fletcher Green is his name) is a young adult who has invented a new job: he is a one man TMZ crew who only follows and photographs Tik Tok Stars.

Yes he’s 38 years old and follows around teenagers video taping teenagers but this is America and we love nothing more than celebrity and making crazy money doing shitty stuff!

Read more at buzzfeednews.

Amber Rose previewed her OnlyFans account by posted a pic of her wearing a pink laced thong bodysuit highlighting her butt. Those with the account also see the outtakes where she knocks out a couple of farts.

Read more at pagesix.

https://www.instagram.com/amberrose/?utm_source=ig_embed

In the latest issue of British GQ, Armie Hammer shows off his ‘part hairy biker, part 1970s pervert’ handlebar mustache. He’s also prepping for the role of the biker in the Village People biopic.

Read more at pagesix.

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